That's the truth

[missjinx@lemmy.world]

I have to many alergies to survive

[crazi_man@europe.pub]

Imagine farting in your sleep and being ripped apart because of this.

[iamnorrealtakeyourmeds@lemmy.world]

shove a straw up yer arse.

quiet farts forever on.

[synapse1278@lemmy.world]

I imagine, there would be downsides.

[aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works]

pull your ass cheeks apart

[i_fart_glitter@lemmy.world]

https://www.amazon.com/Windi-Gas-Colic-Reliever-Babies/dp/B007RAGALO

[sad_detective_man@leminal.space]

fuckin what.

wow okay the brap trumpet. one customer notes that it works well with coconut oil. but when I do it, suddenly it's a problem sheesh

[yadownwitcpp@lemmy.world]

BABY BUTT PLUG FOR FARTS.

[naich@lemmings.world]

Or live next to a waterfall. Or play waterfall noises through speakers.

[taiyang@lemmy.world]

Not even just that, my stomach would make that weird gurgle sound and I'd be done for.

[brown567@sh.itjust.works]

I snore XD

[rabber@lemmy.ca]

Movie is legitimately terrible and is just a condom ad

[sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz]

🫡 sir, yes sir!

[makyo@lemmy.world]

I actually felt insulted watching it. Then again at all the glowing reviews when I went to IMDB expecting to see all the bad things people wrote about it.

[daporkchop_@lemmy.ml]

A Quiet Place (but with farts)

[rabber@lemmy.ca]

I can't think of a more overrated movie

Just live beside the waterfall you absolute morons

[siegerhino@lemmy.world]

ok now what

[nigelfrobisher@aussie.zone]

I watched the whole thing and they never even got to The Quiet Place.

[huquad@lemmy.ml]

Man talk about eating ass

[jjmoldy@lemmy.world]

Too bad they deleted the scene where Jim Office stuffed cotton balls in his ass for muffling