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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

    Wait, what, you don't have a cloaca?

    ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
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    Way to advertise you don't know how to find the c-spot. So on-brand.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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      #85

      idgaf what "science" says.

      It's. 👏 Still. 👏 A. 👏 Planet. 👏

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

        Way to advertise you don't know how to find the c-spot. So on-brand.

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        #86

        OMG what a shit take >=[

        bad dum tish

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        • P [email protected]

          Yeah after hearing the "can't find the clitoris" and "it doesn't exist" jokes for so long, I was kind of shocked by how easy it was when I finally got down there...

          I do believe that there are men who have this issue, but it seems kind of fucked up that the woman would just complain about it rather than take 3 seconds to show them. It's not like it's well hidden or anything.

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          #87

          Right? Like - talk about having the luckiest version of XKCD's Ten Thousand!

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          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

            That's the flappy part!

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            #88

            But what if it's all flappy parts?

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            • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

              OMG what a shit take >=[

              bad dum tish

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              #89

              All I'm saying is "tickle her cloaca and she'll stay wit ya."

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              • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                Wait, what, you don't have a cloaca?

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                • S [email protected]

                  I know it says bf (which I will assume means boyfriend)

                  But I'd you read the studies:

                  45% of men aged 18-25 had never approached a woman in person for a date

                  29% of all men said they never approached a woman in person for a date before

                  27% said it had been more than one year since they approached a woman for a date

                  Source(s):

                  https://datepsychology.com/risk-aversion-and-dating/

                  https://x.com/DrThomasAG/status/1674391128215367682

                  https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/darwin-does-dating/202305/the-potential-negative-impact-of-unwanted-singlehood

                  Pair that with the quality of education and it is of no surprise that a boyfriend doesn't know what they never knew existed in the first place

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                  #91

                  From this we can infer that at least 2% of survey respondents were less than a year old

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                  • S [email protected]

                    Why taint though? O.o

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                    Taint is a bit inaccurate, I'd say. It's actually "Schamlippen". "Scham" meaning "shame" and was also used as an innocuous or rather less derogatory word to refer to this area of the female body that may not be spoken of. "Outer and inner shame lips" just stuck and is the colloquial expression for labia majora and minora.

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                    • thcdenton@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

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                      #93

                      Alright class settle in, today's lecture:

                      Argonian Sexual Dimorphism:

                      • How does a reptile have mammaries?
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                      • P [email protected]

                        "ear-nose-throat" is commonly used in English.

                        And it kind of is like the medical field popped into existence in the 1700s.

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                        #94

                        Otorhinolaryngology was born in the 1850s, though, not 1700s.

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                        • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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                          Uno Reverse Card:

                          • Tell her to point to the Vas Deferens
                          • "We're not so different, you and I"
                          • High-five
                          • True gender-equality finally accomplished
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                          • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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                            Oh look, another anti-male post on Lemmy. This shit needs to stop. If it was a "women are so dumb" meme, it'd be reported and removed for being anti-female/misogyny/"I'm a woman and don't like it, so remove it" complaints, and the poster would be banned.

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                            • S [email protected]

                              I know it says bf (which I will assume means boyfriend)

                              But I'd you read the studies:

                              45% of men aged 18-25 had never approached a woman in person for a date

                              29% of all men said they never approached a woman in person for a date before

                              27% said it had been more than one year since they approached a woman for a date

                              Source(s):

                              https://datepsychology.com/risk-aversion-and-dating/

                              https://x.com/DrThomasAG/status/1674391128215367682

                              https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/darwin-does-dating/202305/the-potential-negative-impact-of-unwanted-singlehood

                              Pair that with the quality of education and it is of no surprise that a boyfriend doesn't know what they never knew existed in the first place

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                              There are studies that show that 102% of populist studies are BS.

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                              • P [email protected]

                                Yeah after hearing the "can't find the clitoris" and "it doesn't exist" jokes for so long, I was kind of shocked by how easy it was when I finally got down there...

                                I do believe that there are men who have this issue, but it seems kind of fucked up that the woman would just complain about it rather than take 3 seconds to show them. It's not like it's well hidden or anything.

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                                I always assumed the "can't find the clitoris" jokes we're based in men ignoring the clitoris. Not that they literally could not find it. It's like right there.

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                                • K [email protected]

                                  Taint is a bit inaccurate, I'd say. It's actually "Schamlippen". "Scham" meaning "shame" and was also used as an innocuous or rather less derogatory word to refer to this area of the female body that may not be spoken of. "Outer and inner shame lips" just stuck and is the colloquial expression for labia majora and minora.

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                                  In hungarian it’s “nagy ajkak” and “kis ajkak”, where the word ajak(singular) is the same word used to denote lips on the mouth. There is absolutely no reference to hidennes or shame

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                                  • C [email protected]

                                    Oh look, another anti-male post on Lemmy. This shit needs to stop. If it was a "women are so dumb" meme, it'd be reported and removed for being anti-female/misogyny/"I'm a woman and don't like it, so remove it" complaints, and the poster would be banned.

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                                    My advice is to just let yourself die on the inside. Because they only way to not see this content over and over is to go into alt right circles and we can all agree it's better to be dead then republican

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                                    • D [email protected]

                                      My advice is to just let yourself die on the inside. Because they only way to not see this content over and over is to go into alt right circles and we can all agree it's better to be dead then republican

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                                      Or to actually speak out against such abuse and to not let it be normalised.

                                      Oh no, being against it upsets some women who are used to unconditionally hating on men in their little sycophant abusive circles without having any comebacks.

                                      Oh well, anyway...

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        I know it says bf (which I will assume means boyfriend)

                                        But I'd you read the studies:

                                        45% of men aged 18-25 had never approached a woman in person for a date

                                        29% of all men said they never approached a woman in person for a date before

                                        27% said it had been more than one year since they approached a woman for a date

                                        Source(s):

                                        https://datepsychology.com/risk-aversion-and-dating/

                                        https://x.com/DrThomasAG/status/1674391128215367682

                                        https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/darwin-does-dating/202305/the-potential-negative-impact-of-unwanted-singlehood

                                        Pair that with the quality of education and it is of no surprise that a boyfriend doesn't know what they never knew existed in the first place

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                                        The first link doesn't work the second is twitter. The third didn't appear to contain the stats you cited.

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                                          Easy: it was once on the island of Lesbos, but it’s now in its rightful place in the British Museum and there is shall remain!

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