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  • T [email protected]

    Yeah its awful. Ive had the BV situation happen with two different partners. And God forbid, you bring up anything thats considered outside the heterosexual spectrum in an educational setting. Could you imagine if men were taught about the possibilities of the prostate in a judgement free environment?

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    #82

    I was this close to also mentioning that yeah lol, turns out any guy can have pleasure and potentially an orgasm from proper prostate stimulation...

    And you don't even have to be attracted to other dudes to be able to do that, and enjoy it!

    Pegging and toys exist!

    But again, nope, not allowed by heteronormativity.

    To go with another personal anecdote... different girl I was dating at one time, who considered herself pansexual... well, I broached the idea of using an anal toy... and she, again I remind you, a self described pansexual... just started calling me gay, constantly made buttsex jokes and quips all the time, started trying to get me to hook up with dudes.

    WTF?!

    I respect her gender and sexual identity/preferences, she doesn't respect mine at all, while she's literally wearing rainbow flag pins and going to every pride event in town and constantly making IG posts about how everyone should be more inclusive and accepting?

    Sorry to rant but yeah, the hypocrisy is strong and multifaceted in this realm.

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    • dasus@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

      To be fair, it would be easier if English had kept the English terms for anatomy.

      Feel free to have a look-see at what that could look like. Taxonomy isn't "taxonomy" anymore, it's "setlore." Find that easier to understand?

      https://anglish.fandom.com/wiki/Lifelore ("Lifelore" is biology)

      It's an "Anglish" wiki, based on Poul Andersson's "Uncleftish Beholding", a text that's trying to see what English would look like if it didn't have latin borrowings as much, just the teutonic words.

      Here's some atomic theory ie "uncleftish beholding".

      The firststuffs have their being as motes called unclefts. These are mighty small: one seedweight of waterstuff holds a tale of them like unto two followed by twenty-two naughts. Most unclefts link together to make what are called bulkbits. Thus, the waterstuff bulkbit bestands of two waterstuff unclefts, the sourstuff bulkbit of two sourstuff unclefts, and so on. (Some kinds, such as sunstuff, keep alone; others, such as iron, cling together in chills when in the fast standing; and there are yet more yokeways.) When unlike unclefts link in a bulkbit, they make bindings. Thus, water is a binding of two waterstuff unclefts with one sourstuff uncleft, while a bulkbit of one of the forestuffs making up flesh may have a thousand or more unclefts of these two firststuffs together with coalstuff and chokestuff.

      https://anglish.fandom.com/wiki/Uncleftish_Beholding

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      #83

      To be fair, the atom names are literally just German. Except sunstuff, that's Helium in German too. Not too difficult to parse imo but I may be biased.

      But it's not like I want all French influence be gone. Rather, for common things it feels... artificial(?) to use some fancy Latin word when it just refers to something so basic it shouldn't have a Latin word outside of scientific contexts to begin with.

      It's like a science fiction novel where the author insists on naming the Earth Terra, the Moon Luna and the Sun Sol. It feels needlessly artificial and somewhat clinical.

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

        Wait, what, you don't have a cloaca?

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        #84

        Way to advertise you don't know how to find the c-spot. So on-brand.

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          #85

          idgaf what "science" says.

          It's. 👏 Still. 👏 A. 👏 Planet. 👏

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          • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

            Way to advertise you don't know how to find the c-spot. So on-brand.

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            #86

            OMG what a shit take >=[

            bad dum tish

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            • P [email protected]

              Yeah after hearing the "can't find the clitoris" and "it doesn't exist" jokes for so long, I was kind of shocked by how easy it was when I finally got down there...

              I do believe that there are men who have this issue, but it seems kind of fucked up that the woman would just complain about it rather than take 3 seconds to show them. It's not like it's well hidden or anything.

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              Right? Like - talk about having the luckiest version of XKCD's Ten Thousand!

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                That's the flappy part!

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                But what if it's all flappy parts?

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                • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                  OMG what a shit take >=[

                  bad dum tish

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                  #89

                  All I'm saying is "tickle her cloaca and she'll stay wit ya."

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                  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                    Wait, what, you don't have a cloaca?

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                    • S [email protected]

                      I know it says bf (which I will assume means boyfriend)

                      But I'd you read the studies:

                      45% of men aged 18-25 had never approached a woman in person for a date

                      29% of all men said they never approached a woman in person for a date before

                      27% said it had been more than one year since they approached a woman for a date

                      Source(s):

                      https://datepsychology.com/risk-aversion-and-dating/

                      https://x.com/DrThomasAG/status/1674391128215367682

                      https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/darwin-does-dating/202305/the-potential-negative-impact-of-unwanted-singlehood

                      Pair that with the quality of education and it is of no surprise that a boyfriend doesn't know what they never knew existed in the first place

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                      From this we can infer that at least 2% of survey respondents were less than a year old

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                      • S [email protected]

                        Why taint though? O.o

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                        Taint is a bit inaccurate, I'd say. It's actually "Schamlippen". "Scham" meaning "shame" and was also used as an innocuous or rather less derogatory word to refer to this area of the female body that may not be spoken of. "Outer and inner shame lips" just stuck and is the colloquial expression for labia majora and minora.

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                          Alright class settle in, today's lecture:

                          Argonian Sexual Dimorphism:

                          • How does a reptile have mammaries?
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                          • P [email protected]

                            "ear-nose-throat" is commonly used in English.

                            And it kind of is like the medical field popped into existence in the 1700s.

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                            Otorhinolaryngology was born in the 1850s, though, not 1700s.

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                              Uno Reverse Card:

                              • Tell her to point to the Vas Deferens
                              • "We're not so different, you and I"
                              • High-five
                              • True gender-equality finally accomplished
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                                #96

                                Oh look, another anti-male post on Lemmy. This shit needs to stop. If it was a "women are so dumb" meme, it'd be reported and removed for being anti-female/misogyny/"I'm a woman and don't like it, so remove it" complaints, and the poster would be banned.

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                                • S [email protected]

                                  I know it says bf (which I will assume means boyfriend)

                                  But I'd you read the studies:

                                  45% of men aged 18-25 had never approached a woman in person for a date

                                  29% of all men said they never approached a woman in person for a date before

                                  27% said it had been more than one year since they approached a woman for a date

                                  Source(s):

                                  https://datepsychology.com/risk-aversion-and-dating/

                                  https://x.com/DrThomasAG/status/1674391128215367682

                                  https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/darwin-does-dating/202305/the-potential-negative-impact-of-unwanted-singlehood

                                  Pair that with the quality of education and it is of no surprise that a boyfriend doesn't know what they never knew existed in the first place

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                                  There are studies that show that 102% of populist studies are BS.

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                                  • P [email protected]

                                    Yeah after hearing the "can't find the clitoris" and "it doesn't exist" jokes for so long, I was kind of shocked by how easy it was when I finally got down there...

                                    I do believe that there are men who have this issue, but it seems kind of fucked up that the woman would just complain about it rather than take 3 seconds to show them. It's not like it's well hidden or anything.

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                                    I always assumed the "can't find the clitoris" jokes we're based in men ignoring the clitoris. Not that they literally could not find it. It's like right there.

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                                    • K [email protected]

                                      Taint is a bit inaccurate, I'd say. It's actually "Schamlippen". "Scham" meaning "shame" and was also used as an innocuous or rather less derogatory word to refer to this area of the female body that may not be spoken of. "Outer and inner shame lips" just stuck and is the colloquial expression for labia majora and minora.

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                                      In hungarian it’s “nagy ajkak” and “kis ajkak”, where the word ajak(singular) is the same word used to denote lips on the mouth. There is absolutely no reference to hidennes or shame

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                                      • C [email protected]

                                        Oh look, another anti-male post on Lemmy. This shit needs to stop. If it was a "women are so dumb" meme, it'd be reported and removed for being anti-female/misogyny/"I'm a woman and don't like it, so remove it" complaints, and the poster would be banned.

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                                        My advice is to just let yourself die on the inside. Because they only way to not see this content over and over is to go into alt right circles and we can all agree it's better to be dead then republican

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                                        • D [email protected]

                                          My advice is to just let yourself die on the inside. Because they only way to not see this content over and over is to go into alt right circles and we can all agree it's better to be dead then republican

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                                          Or to actually speak out against such abuse and to not let it be normalised.

                                          Oh no, being against it upsets some women who are used to unconditionally hating on men in their little sycophant abusive circles without having any comebacks.

                                          Oh well, anyway...

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