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    I would buy that and turn it back into doors.

    They didn’t remove the knob’s or even round over the edges. A mediocre woodworker could get 2 doors out of that. A skilled woodworker would get 3 (with some reattachment efforts).
    I could probably get one whole door.

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      Imagine plopping down on that and racking your sack. It's like a church pew, but worse.

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      It’s either that or a hinge to the back of the skull.

      They really made bad choices here.

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        That’s the couch JD Vance fucked.

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          It is what? A-door-able?

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            Why do I always get the knob seat?

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            It’s ok, the base is flared

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              Which one of you animals didn't use a coaster on Dame Judy Dench??

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              Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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                So what happens when you show someone the door? Do they stay or do they go?

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                  Oh no, I hope I don't sit down and "accidentally" pop that doorknob in my asshole.

                  ☺️

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                    Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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                    Probably got hit by autocorrect lol

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                      Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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                      Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.

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                        Oh no, I hope I don't sit down and "accidentally" pop that doorknob in my asshole.

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                        The one sticking out at foot level is insanely dangerous. You're guaranteed to trip and end up with that thing popping into your asshole when you fall.

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                          All you need to lift this is 3 people with strong sphincter muscles.

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                            Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.

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                            Well, I'll be damned! How could I have been so foolish‽

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