What a fantastic deal
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Imagine plopping down on that and racking your sack. It's like a church pew, but worse.
It’s either that or a hinge to the back of the skull.
They really made bad choices here.
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That’s the couch JD Vance fucked.
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It is what? A-door-able?
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Why do I always get the knob seat?
It’s ok, the base is flared
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Which one of you animals didn't use a coaster on Dame Judy Dench??
Dame Judy Bench was right there.
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So what happens when you show someone the door? Do they stay or do they go?
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Oh no, I hope I don't sit down and "accidentally" pop that doorknob in my asshole.
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Dame Judy Bench was right there.
Probably got hit by autocorrect lol
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Dame Judy Bench was right there.
Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.
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Oh no, I hope I don't sit down and "accidentally" pop that doorknob in my asshole.
️wrote last edited by [email protected]The one sticking out at foot level is insanely dangerous. You're guaranteed to trip and end up with that thing popping into your asshole when you fall.
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All you need to lift this is 3 people with strong sphincter muscles.
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Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.
Well, I'll be damned! How could I have been so foolish‽
