What a fantastic deal
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Excellent conversation starter:
Where on earth did you get this?
Is it safe to sit in?
Are you sure?
Wow, it's incredibly uncomfortable, isn't it?
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What a waste. Those doors are real wood and are now ruined all cause timmy hit the meth pipe and got inspired
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Why would you leave the handles on there? The whole thing was wild, but a bit better planning and some big cushions and it would work.
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Conversation starter
Bruh, that is not the type of conversation I want to have in my living room
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Why would you leave the handles on there? The whole thing was wild, but a bit better planning and some big cushions and it would work.
The one on the bottom right hand corner of the picture is the ankle smasher.
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What a waste. Those doors are real wood and are now ruined all cause timmy hit the meth pipe and got inspired
No kidding. Even if you didn't want them, I bet you could sell them for ~$100 each to the right person.
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Imagine plopping down on that and racking your sack. It's like a church pew, but worse.
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Watch your knob around that knob.
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I would buy that and turn it back into doors.
They didn’t remove the knob’s or even round over the edges. A mediocre woodworker could get 2 doors out of that. A skilled woodworker would get 3 (with some reattachment efforts).
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Imagine plopping down on that and racking your sack. It's like a church pew, but worse.
It’s either that or a hinge to the back of the skull.
They really made bad choices here.
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That’s the couch JD Vance fucked.
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It is what? A-door-able?
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Why do I always get the knob seat?
It’s ok, the base is flared
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Which one of you animals didn't use a coaster on Dame Judy Dench??
Dame Judy Bench was right there.
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So what happens when you show someone the door? Do they stay or do they go?
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Oh no, I hope I don't sit down and "accidentally" pop that doorknob in my asshole.
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Dame Judy Bench was right there.
Probably got hit by autocorrect lol
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Dame Judy Bench was right there.
Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.
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Oh no, I hope I don't sit down and "accidentally" pop that doorknob in my asshole.
️wrote last edited by [email protected]The one sticking out at foot level is insanely dangerous. You're guaranteed to trip and end up with that thing popping into your asshole when you fall.
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All you need to lift this is 3 people with strong sphincter muscles.
