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    Watch your knob around that knob.

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      I would buy that and turn it back into doors.

      They didn’t remove the knob’s or even round over the edges. A mediocre woodworker could get 2 doors out of that. A skilled woodworker would get 3 (with some reattachment efforts).
      I could probably get one whole door.

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        Imagine plopping down on that and racking your sack. It's like a church pew, but worse.

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        It’s either that or a hinge to the back of the skull.

        They really made bad choices here.

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          That’s the couch JD Vance fucked.

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            It is what? A-door-able?

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              Why do I always get the knob seat?

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              It’s ok, the base is flared

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                Which one of you animals didn't use a coaster on Dame Judy Dench??

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                Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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                  So what happens when you show someone the door? Do they stay or do they go?

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                    Oh no, I hope I don't sit down and "accidentally" pop that doorknob in my asshole.

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                      Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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                      Probably got hit by autocorrect lol

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                        Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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                        Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.

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                          Oh no, I hope I don't sit down and "accidentally" pop that doorknob in my asshole.

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                          The one sticking out at foot level is insanely dangerous. You're guaranteed to trip and end up with that thing popping into your asshole when you fall.

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                            All you need to lift this is 3 people with strong sphincter muscles.

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                              Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.

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                              Well, I'll be damned! How could I have been so foolish‽

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