If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your day or is your day over?

[eabod25@lemm.ee]

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[deegeese@sopuli.xyz]

Normal folks would call it a day, but some of them keep posting on Truth Social.

[nakarilexfortaine@lemm.ee]

Days over, no coming back from that. Time for a long shower, fresh clothes, and go back to bed. Probably not sleep, because I'll be dealing with embarrassment and flashbacks to graduating high school.

My only comfort still remains that I was not alone that day. Several of us got awful cases of food poisoning.

[Guest]

Before noon? Yeah take a shower and get back to it. Any time in the afternoon; yeah fuck that I'm going home and smoking a bowl.

[litebit@lemmy.world]

There is a infamous ex kgb guy called Pootin Pants for that reason.

[arotrios@lemmy.world]

Depends...

[spacenoodle@lemmy.world]

First thing in the morning in college? Clean everything up, start over, get on with the rest of the day after missing half of the first class.

During the day at work? Day's over, go home.

[carnivorouscouch@lemmy.world]

I'm kind of surprised by how many people have an answer for this already considered. I don't think this is something I've had to consider since primary school.

I'd probably consider the day over just because I would be worried by whatever medical condition led me to shit my pants out of nowhere.

[potoooooooo@reddthat.com]

I double down and ask friends to swap pants with me.

[nemo@slrpnk.net]

Day's over. I work in food service, and any symptoms of a GI illness are cause for a sick day as a matter of public safety.

[sbv@sh.itjust.works]

[circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org]

Just depends on reactions. If no one says anything I just go with it. If 5+ people say something I fix it. If 1-5 people say something they're probably outliers.

[grimy@lemmy.world]

You shat yourself at graduation?

[wahots@pawb.social]

If it's before noon, it's salvageable. If it's afternoon, probably not. It also depends on how much. If it was a very minor shart (1ml), that's a bit different than actually shitting your pants, imo.

If it's the latter, it may be time to see a doctor.

[nakarilexfortaine@lemm.ee]

After, thankfully, but I was with several fellow graduates when it happened. There was an extremely popular steakhouse we all went to with our families, and every one of us who ordered the signature steak ended up getting food poisoning, and several of us ended up getting caught very suddenly by it.

[telemaphone@beehaw.org]

As someone with Crohn's disease, this is a normal day. Honestly, I'd be feeling off until I shit my pants.

[azzu@lemm.ee]

If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your week or is your week over?

If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your month or is your month over?

If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your life or is your life over?

I clean up and do whatever I still feel like. The arbitrary border of "day" means nothing to me, same as any other arbitrary border.

[etchinghillside@reddthat.com]

Shit happens.

[wuphysics87@lemmy.ml]

I keep a spare change of clothes in my office for exactly this reason

[son_named_bort@lemmy.world]

The rest of the day is going to stink regardless.