If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your day or is your day over?
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Shit happens.
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I keep a spare change of clothes in my office for exactly this reason
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The rest of the day is going to stink regardless.
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If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your week or is your week over?
If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your month or is your month over?
If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your life or is your life over?
I clean up and do whatever I still feel like. The arbitrary border of "day" means nothing to me, same as any other arbitrary border.
wrote 15 days ago last edited byI shit my pants once. I got rid of my ass after that
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I've noped out on entire office days before where I've been "digestively energetic" so to speak. I'm not putting myself or coworkers through that at the office.
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I mean if you have any choice in the matter it's obviously time to go home.
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If it's before noon, it's salvageable. If it's afternoon, probably not. It also depends on how much. If it was a very minor shart (1ml), that's a bit different than actually shitting your pants, imo.
If it's the latter, it may be time to see a doctor.
wrote 15 days ago last edited byYeh I think the phrase "shit your pants" definitely implies like the same account of piop that you would have dumped in the toilet in a deliberate manner, except in your pants and most likely accidentally.
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Day over? But we still need to solve the mystery of who shit in my pants!
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Restock, reload, recover.
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Depends on your plans for the day. If you're heading down to the swimming pool then everything might just work itself out.
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Im probably too sick to continue my day
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Im probably too sick to continue my day
wrote 15 days ago last edited byMy boss at the restaurant doesn't care.
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Really depends on what I am doing. Whatever I was previously doing has been been put on an indefinite pause until I can get new clothes and probably take a shower. But I have kids, so the day must go on.
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First thing in the morning in college? Clean everything up, start over, get on with the rest of the day after missing half of the first class.
During the day at work? Day's over, go home.
wrote 15 days ago last edited byReminds me of something I read once. If you want to get out of work. Like you're at work, and you really really don't want to be there. You can get out with 4 words. You swallow your pride, walk into your bosses office, and proclaim "I shit my pants"
You will have the rest of the day off.
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Reminds me of something I read once. If you want to get out of work. Like you're at work, and you really really don't want to be there. You can get out with 4 words. You swallow your pride, walk into your bosses office, and proclaim "I shit my pants"
You will have the rest of the day off.
wrote 15 days ago last edited byPro move is to shit your pants so you don't even have to lie about it.
I just told my boss that I had to leave, offering no explanation, and he said "OK." He didn't need to know that I shit my pants. Maybe he inferred it.
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My boss at the restaurant doesn't care.
wrote 15 days ago last edited byHealth inspector might.
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Day over? But we still need to solve the mystery of who shit in my pants!
wrote 15 days ago last edited byI used to have a roommate who could shit in my pants from across the room. It was quite the trick.
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I just sign a few more Executive Orders and then head for the golf course.
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The day is done. Unless you are operating, driving a truck or belaying someone. Its over. Go home and change
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I am worried by how many people in this thread shit their pants often enough to be able to answer the question.