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Florida man armed with garden shears survives gator attack before shot, killed by deputies

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    The epitome of FloridaMan is now deceased. There will never be another like him.

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    There's 12 more in the same trailer drug den he crawled out of thankfully!

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      Every new thing I learn about Florida makes it sound worse.

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      I think Florida is situated over a hellmouth or something.

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        God bless Florida.

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          Run away. Great idea, now there's somebody undergoing a psychotic episode and acting violently running around with an assault rifle.

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          I didn't say the person got ahold of the rifle. That would be stupid.

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            A witness told detectives they saw the suspect run at deputies with the shears. He was tased twice, but it didn't stop him.

            Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said he climbed into the passenger side of a PCSO patrol vehicle, trying to get a deputy’s rifle.

            That’s when two deputies, identified as a trainee and his trainer, opened fire on the suspect, killing him.

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            Well I guess it's accurate training.

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              The ACAB brainrot is so pervasive that people are defaulting to reflexive posts that mean jack shit, and pay no attention to the actual context anymore.

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                Classic cop shit. Show up after all the drama is over. Makes it worse.

                There is only one bigger waste of money than cops. And that's the Military. We have nukes. Fuckin' try it. Go 'head. I'll pull the fuckin' temple down on all of us.

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                  A witness told detectives they saw the suspect run at deputies with the shears. He was tased twice, but it didn't stop him.

                  Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said he climbed into the passenger side of a PCSO patrol vehicle, trying to get a deputy’s rifle.

                  That’s when two deputies, identified as a trainee and his trainer, opened fire on the suspect, killing him.

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                  Gotta train them to kill young. Or when their brain is fully developed they'll think about it. Someone would have died anyway. If not this guy then some poor black kid probably.

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                    GDPR most likely.

                    It's less effort to geoblock europe than to make sure their site complies. Also their website isn't for europeans, so they have no reason to put in any effort to make it work.

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                    Technically fine explanation but I'd add that it's actually not less effort to be compliant, they would just have to stop fucking tracking their visitors and they don't want to. Problem is surveillance capitalism ruining our internet, not regions having privacy laws protecting their citizens

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                      A witness told detectives they saw the suspect run at deputies with the shears. He was tased twice, but it didn't stop him.

                      Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said he climbed into the passenger side of a PCSO patrol vehicle, trying to get a deputy’s rifle.

                      That’s when two deputies, identified as a trainee and his trainer, opened fire on the suspect, killing him.

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                      If you look up "failing up" in the dictionary, there is a picture of Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd staring back at you with his dead, dead eyes.

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                      • chuckthemonkey@fedia.ioC [email protected]

                        GTA VI live action promotion is wild.

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                        We get GTA6 LARPing before GTA6

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                          The ACAB brainrot is so pervasive that people are defaulting to reflexive posts that mean jack shit, and pay no attention to the actual context anymore.

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                          Dude clearly needed mental health assistance not the cops. How about you take the boot out of your mouth and go back to X with this shit?

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                            So you think beating the shit out of someone is better than tasing them?

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                            It objectively is. Most people are put out of action by 1-2 whacks with a telescope baton. If you've ever felt one, you'll know that your muscles basically go numb when you're hit - it's not just pain.

                            One of the major disadvantages with deploying tasers to untrained people (e.g. American cops), is that it causes them to think they can handle 1-on-1 confrontations and then panic when the taser fails (not unlikely). The safer way to deal with a single unarmed person is to overwhelm them with several people that force them to the ground with sheer volume of baton blows (to the legs/body), pepper spray, and body mass.

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                              Bullshit, man.

                              Clock the dude with the handle of a pistol in his head.

                              Kick him in the balls.

                              Run away from him.

                              Blind him.

                              Not that I agree with some of those options, but my point is, executing a man who clearly needs help ain't it

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                              Terrible ideas. The first two require you being up close, which is unnecessarily dangerous. The third means abandoning the other people at risk. The fourth is just sadistic and impractical.

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                                • P [email protected]

                                  He wasn’t unarmed.

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                                  Idk why you're being downvoted, you're right. However my point still stands for anyone not armed with a weapon with decent range.

                                  The point is that you deal with such a person by bringing more people to the scene and swarming them. Any person that is only armed with a short-ranged melee weapon will be quickly overwhelmed by many people with mace and batons coming at them from several sides. If you have any kind of training, you should be able to maintain sufficient distance that they can't harm you with e.g. a knife, and from there it's a game of patience to wear them out or find an opening to grab them and swarm them.

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                                    I think Florida is situated over a hellmouth or something.

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                                    Nothing freezes to death in Florida...

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                                      I wish for that too. But we’re talking about the society we live in, not in the idealized one we wish we lived in. In the one we live in the situation happened and I don’t think the cops were completely wrong to act the way they did. Could and should they have done something else, I guess all the comments point to yes, but that doesn’t mean that they were entirely wrong to act the way they did. I would not put my own life on the line if I’m in the position of having to defend myself against a rabid meth head trying to steal my rifle.

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                                      Guess we'll just kick that can down the road every single time an incident comes up then.

                                      Par for the course.

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                                        I didn't say the person got ahold of the rifle. That would be stupid.

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                                        Ok fine, running around with a different weapon and acting violently. Still not something where the police should say "who cares, not my problem"

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                                          Honestly I think in this case the cops responded as they should. They tried teasing him and that didn’t do anything and then he tried to take a rifle from them. At that point they didn’t have a lot of options.

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                                          They had to send the alligators. And when even that didn't work...

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