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    A phallic jape

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    A penis pun

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    • D [email protected]

      And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

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      It's because it looks like a pinecone, which at the time were also called pineapples.

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        It's because it looks like a pinecone, which at the time were also called pineapples.

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        Iirc that was because apple was just a generic term for fruit at the time, not any specific type.

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        • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

          I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

          So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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          Americans really do label things like cave men just saying the most simple words to describe something:

          • Eggplant > looks like an egg and is a plant
          • Sidewalk > side of road you walk on

          I’m all out of example but I’m sure there are more like this and I like it.

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          • D [email protected]

            Americans really do label things like cave men just saying the most simple words to describe something:

            • Eggplant > looks like an egg and is a plant
            • Sidewalk > side of road you walk on

            I’m all out of example but I’m sure there are more like this and I like it.

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            Parkway and driveway got mixed up for some reason

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              Fennel too- I always thought the white part was below the earth, like an onion. But no, the whole fennel sits on the earth, on a tippy root that's underground.

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              • southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                See, that's asparagus tricking you into thinking that is how it grows, by crafty memeing. When we (and by we I mean all right thinking asparaguys humans) know it isn't.

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                Let's hope they don't form an alliance with the "birds"

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                  Parkway and driveway got mixed up for some reason

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                  Whoever named those must be descended from the people that named Iceland and Greenland

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                  • D [email protected]

                    Americans really do label things like cave men just saying the most simple words to describe something:

                    • Eggplant > looks like an egg and is a plant
                    • Sidewalk > side of road you walk on

                    I’m all out of example but I’m sure there are more like this and I like it.

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                    It’s not unique to Americans. A lot of cultures use compound words to describe new things

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                      Parkway and driveway got mixed up for some reason

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                      Parkway was a road that went near park or other scenic spot. Drive ways were drives that connected private estates to a main road. Way back in the day those could actually be long enough the main house was not visible from the main road.

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                      • E [email protected]

                        For anyone interested, this is how wild asparagus grows:

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                        I was fully prepared for the image to load and for it to be the same one as the post lol

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                        • L [email protected]

                          Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

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                          foraging for asparagus paired with bird watching while hiking in the forest--that is my jam!

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