Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. memes
  3. Asparagus

Asparagus

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved memes
memes
37 Posts 30 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

    Two brussels sprout plants
    ?????

    S This user is from outside of this forum
    S This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote on last edited by
    #20

    Brussels is such a weird city

    1 Reply Last reply
    11
    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
      This post did not contain any content.
      ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO This user is from outside of this forum
      ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote on last edited by
      #21

      I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

      So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

      obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO D 2 Replies Last reply
      42
      • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

        I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

        So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

        obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO This user is from outside of this forum
        obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote on last edited by
        #22

        1 Reply Last reply
        8
        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

          A cock quip

          M This user is from outside of this forum
          M This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote on last edited by
          #23

          A phallic jape

          obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO 1 Reply Last reply
          1
          • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

            Two brussels sprout plants
            ?????

            D This user is from outside of this forum
            D This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote on last edited by
            #24

            What's crazy is that not only is that the same species as broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower, but practically the entire plant in that photo is edible.

            1 Reply Last reply
            10
            • A [email protected]

              If you trimmed the bush back it'd look larger.

              D This user is from outside of this forum
              D This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote on last edited by
              #25

              This is what I keep telling the Mrs.

              1 Reply Last reply
              5
              • M [email protected]

                A phallic jape

                obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO This user is from outside of this forum
                obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote on last edited by
                #26

                A penis pun

                1 Reply Last reply
                1
                • D [email protected]

                  And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

                  L This user is from outside of this forum
                  L This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #27

                  It's because it looks like a pinecone, which at the time were also called pineapples.

                  G 1 Reply Last reply
                  8
                  • L [email protected]

                    It's because it looks like a pinecone, which at the time were also called pineapples.

                    G This user is from outside of this forum
                    G This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #28

                    Iirc that was because apple was just a generic term for fruit at the time, not any specific type.

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    1
                    • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                      I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                      So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

                      D This user is from outside of this forum
                      D This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #29

                      Americans really do label things like cave men just saying the most simple words to describe something:

                      • Eggplant > looks like an egg and is a plant
                      • Sidewalk > side of road you walk on

                      I’m all out of example but I’m sure there are more like this and I like it.

                      A G 2 Replies Last reply
                      8
                      • D [email protected]

                        Americans really do label things like cave men just saying the most simple words to describe something:

                        • Eggplant > looks like an egg and is a plant
                        • Sidewalk > side of road you walk on

                        I’m all out of example but I’m sure there are more like this and I like it.

                        A This user is from outside of this forum
                        A This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #30

                        Parkway and driveway got mixed up for some reason

                        edgemaster72@lemmy.worldE joel_feila@lemmy.worldJ 2 Replies Last reply
                        7
                        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
                          This post did not contain any content.
                          R This user is from outside of this forum
                          R This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #31

                          Fennel too- I always thought the white part was below the earth, like an onion. But no, the whole fennel sits on the earth, on a tippy root that's underground.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          3
                          • southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                            See, that's asparagus tricking you into thinking that is how it grows, by crafty memeing. When we (and by we I mean all right thinking asparaguys humans) know it isn't.

                            B This user is from outside of this forum
                            B This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #32

                            Let's hope they don't form an alliance with the "birds"

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            1
                            • A [email protected]

                              Parkway and driveway got mixed up for some reason

                              edgemaster72@lemmy.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
                              edgemaster72@lemmy.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                              #33

                              Whoever named those must be descended from the people that named Iceland and Greenland

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              6
                              • D [email protected]

                                Americans really do label things like cave men just saying the most simple words to describe something:

                                • Eggplant > looks like an egg and is a plant
                                • Sidewalk > side of road you walk on

                                I’m all out of example but I’m sure there are more like this and I like it.

                                G This user is from outside of this forum
                                G This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #34

                                It’s not unique to Americans. A lot of cultures use compound words to describe new things

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                3
                                • A [email protected]

                                  Parkway and driveway got mixed up for some reason

                                  joel_feila@lemmy.worldJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                  joel_feila@lemmy.worldJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                                  #35

                                  Parkway was a road that went near park or other scenic spot. Drive ways were drives that connected private estates to a main road. Way back in the day those could actually be long enough the main house was not visible from the main road.

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  3
                                  • E [email protected]

                                    For anyone interested, this is how wild asparagus grows:

                                    hollownaught@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
                                    hollownaught@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #36

                                    I was fully prepared for the image to load and for it to be the same one as the post lol

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    1
                                    • L [email protected]

                                      Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

                                      W This user is from outside of this forum
                                      W This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #37

                                      foraging for asparagus paired with bird watching while hiking in the forest--that is my jam!

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      Reply
                                      • Reply as topic
                                      Log in to reply
                                      • Oldest to Newest
                                      • Newest to Oldest
                                      • Most Votes


                                      • Login

                                      • Login or register to search.
                                      • First post
                                        Last post
                                      0
                                      • Categories
                                      • Recent
                                      • Tags
                                      • Popular
                                      • World
                                      • Users
                                      • Groups