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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

    That's nothing, look at pineapple.

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    And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

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      Two brussels sprout plants
      ?????

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      • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

        Two brussels sprout plants
        ?????

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        A joke of a plant

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          I think this was a dick joke

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          It was a dick joke.

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            I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

            Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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            I don't want an ecosystem in my bush

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            • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

              Two brussels sprout plants
              ?????

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              Brussels is such a weird city

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                I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                  I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                  So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                    A cock quip

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                    A phallic jape

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                    • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                      Two brussels sprout plants
                      ?????

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                      What's crazy is that not only is that the same species as broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower, but practically the entire plant in that photo is edible.

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                        If you trimmed the bush back it'd look larger.

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                        This is what I keep telling the Mrs.

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                          A phallic jape

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                          A penis pun

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                            And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

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                            It's because it looks like a pinecone, which at the time were also called pineapples.

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                              It's because it looks like a pinecone, which at the time were also called pineapples.

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                              Iirc that was because apple was just a generic term for fruit at the time, not any specific type.

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                              • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                                So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                                Americans really do label things like cave men just saying the most simple words to describe something:

                                • Eggplant > looks like an egg and is a plant
                                • Sidewalk > side of road you walk on

                                I’m all out of example but I’m sure there are more like this and I like it.

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                                • D [email protected]

                                  Americans really do label things like cave men just saying the most simple words to describe something:

                                  • Eggplant > looks like an egg and is a plant
                                  • Sidewalk > side of road you walk on

                                  I’m all out of example but I’m sure there are more like this and I like it.

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                                  Parkway and driveway got mixed up for some reason

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                                    Fennel too- I always thought the white part was below the earth, like an onion. But no, the whole fennel sits on the earth, on a tippy root that's underground.

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                                    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                                      See, that's asparagus tricking you into thinking that is how it grows, by crafty memeing. When we (and by we I mean all right thinking asparaguys humans) know it isn't.

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                                      Let's hope they don't form an alliance with the "birds"

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                                        Parkway and driveway got mixed up for some reason

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                                        Whoever named those must be descended from the people that named Iceland and Greenland

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                                        • D [email protected]

                                          Americans really do label things like cave men just saying the most simple words to describe something:

                                          • Eggplant > looks like an egg and is a plant
                                          • Sidewalk > side of road you walk on

                                          I’m all out of example but I’m sure there are more like this and I like it.

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                                          It’s not unique to Americans. A lot of cultures use compound words to describe new things

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