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    If you trimmed the bush back it'd look larger.

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    I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

    Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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    • W [email protected]

      I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

      Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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      I think this was a dick joke

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        I think this was a dick joke

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        It's always a dick joke. Or Loss.

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          I think this was a dick joke

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          A cock quip

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          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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            That's nothing, look at pineapple.

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              Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

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              Por que no los dos?

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              • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

                Username checks out.

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                I was expecting something like "MyPeeSmells" when I scrolled back up. I'm more disappointed than I should be.

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                • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

                  That's nothing, look at pineapple.

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                  And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

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                    Two brussels sprout plants
                    ?????

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                    • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                      Two brussels sprout plants
                      ?????

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                      A joke of a plant

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                        I think this was a dick joke

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                        It was a dick joke.

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                          I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

                          Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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                          I don't want an ecosystem in my bush

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                          • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                            Two brussels sprout plants
                            ?????

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                            Brussels is such a weird city

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                              I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                              So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                              • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                                So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                  A cock quip

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                                  A phallic jape

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                                  • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                                    Two brussels sprout plants
                                    ?????

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                                    What's crazy is that not only is that the same species as broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower, but practically the entire plant in that photo is edible.

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                                    • A [email protected]

                                      If you trimmed the bush back it'd look larger.

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                                      This is what I keep telling the Mrs.

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                                        A phallic jape

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                                        A penis pun

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                                          And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

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                                          It's because it looks like a pinecone, which at the time were also called pineapples.

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