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    For anyone interested, this is how wild asparagus grows:

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    If you trimmed the bush back it'd look larger.

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    • E [email protected]

      For anyone interested, this is how wild asparagus grows:

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      We have loads of wild asparagus where I live. My new favorite activity this year has been asparagus foraging!

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        We have loads of wild asparagus where I live. My new favorite activity this year has been asparagus foraging!

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        Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

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          See, that's asparagus tricking you into thinking that is how it grows, by crafty memeing. When we (and by we I mean all right thinking asparaguys humans) know it isn't.

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            If you trimmed the bush back it'd look larger.

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            I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

            Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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              I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

              Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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              I think this was a dick joke

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                I think this was a dick joke

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                It's always a dick joke. Or Loss.

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                  I think this was a dick joke

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                  A cock quip

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                    That's nothing, look at pineapple.

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                      Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

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                      Por que no los dos?

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                        Username checks out.

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                        I was expecting something like "MyPeeSmells" when I scrolled back up. I'm more disappointed than I should be.

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                          That's nothing, look at pineapple.

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                          And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

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                            Two brussels sprout plants
                            ?????

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                              Two brussels sprout plants
                              ?????

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                              A joke of a plant

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                                I think this was a dick joke

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                                It was a dick joke.

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                                  I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

                                  Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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                                  I don't want an ecosystem in my bush

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                                    Two brussels sprout plants
                                    ?????

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                                    Brussels is such a weird city

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                                      I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                                      So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                                        I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                                        So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                                        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                          A cock quip

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                                          A phallic jape

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