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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO This user is from outside of this forum
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      For anyone interested, this is how wild asparagus grows:

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        Username checks out.

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          For anyone interested, this is how wild asparagus grows:

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          If you trimmed the bush back it'd look larger.

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            For anyone interested, this is how wild asparagus grows:

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            We have loads of wild asparagus where I live. My new favorite activity this year has been asparagus foraging!

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              We have loads of wild asparagus where I live. My new favorite activity this year has been asparagus foraging!

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              Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

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                See, that's asparagus tricking you into thinking that is how it grows, by crafty memeing. When we (and by we I mean all right thinking asparaguys humans) know it isn't.

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                  If you trimmed the bush back it'd look larger.

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                  I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

                  Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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                    I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

                    Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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                    I think this was a dick joke

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                      I think this was a dick joke

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                      It's always a dick joke. Or Loss.

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                        I think this was a dick joke

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                        A cock quip

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                          That's nothing, look at pineapple.

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                            Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

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                            Por que no los dos?

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                              Username checks out.

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                              I was expecting something like "MyPeeSmells" when I scrolled back up. I'm more disappointed than I should be.

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                                That's nothing, look at pineapple.

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                                And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

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                                  Two brussels sprout plants
                                  ?????

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                                    Two brussels sprout plants
                                    ?????

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                                    A joke of a plant

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                                      I think this was a dick joke

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                                      It was a dick joke.

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                                        I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

                                        Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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                                        I don't want an ecosystem in my bush

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                                        • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                                          Two brussels sprout plants
                                          ?????

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                                          Brussels is such a weird city

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