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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    Username checks out.

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      For anyone interested, this is how wild asparagus grows:

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      If you trimmed the bush back it'd look larger.

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        For anyone interested, this is how wild asparagus grows:

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        We have loads of wild asparagus where I live. My new favorite activity this year has been asparagus foraging!

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          We have loads of wild asparagus where I live. My new favorite activity this year has been asparagus foraging!

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          Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

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            See, that's asparagus tricking you into thinking that is how it grows, by crafty memeing. When we (and by we I mean all right thinking asparaguys humans) know it isn't.

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              If you trimmed the bush back it'd look larger.

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              I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

              Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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                I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

                Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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                I think this was a dick joke

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                  I think this was a dick joke

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                  It's always a dick joke. Or Loss.

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                    I think this was a dick joke

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                    A cock quip

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                    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                      That's nothing, look at pineapple.

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                        Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

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                        Por que no los dos?

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                          Username checks out.

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                          I was expecting something like "MyPeeSmells" when I scrolled back up. I'm more disappointed than I should be.

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                            That's nothing, look at pineapple.

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                            And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

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                              Two brussels sprout plants
                              ?????

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                                Two brussels sprout plants
                                ?????

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                                A joke of a plant

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                                  I think this was a dick joke

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                                  It was a dick joke.

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                                    I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

                                    Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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                                    I don't want an ecosystem in my bush

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                                      Two brussels sprout plants
                                      ?????

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                                      Brussels is such a weird city

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                                        I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                                        So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                                          I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                                          So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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