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    We have loads of wild asparagus where I live. My new favorite activity this year has been asparagus foraging!

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    Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

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      See, that's asparagus tricking you into thinking that is how it grows, by crafty memeing. When we (and by we I mean all right thinking asparaguys humans) know it isn't.

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        If you trimmed the bush back it'd look larger.

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        I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

        Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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        • W [email protected]

          I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

          Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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          I think this was a dick joke

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            I think this was a dick joke

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            It's always a dick joke. Or Loss.

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              I think this was a dick joke

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              A cock quip

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                That's nothing, look at pineapple.

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                  Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

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                  Por que no los dos?

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                  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

                    Username checks out.

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                    I was expecting something like "MyPeeSmells" when I scrolled back up. I'm more disappointed than I should be.

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                    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

                      That's nothing, look at pineapple.

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                      And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

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                        Two brussels sprout plants
                        ?????

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                          Two brussels sprout plants
                          ?????

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                          A joke of a plant

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                            I think this was a dick joke

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                            It was a dick joke.

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                              I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

                              Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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                              I don't want an ecosystem in my bush

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                              • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                                Two brussels sprout plants
                                ?????

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                                Brussels is such a weird city

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                                  I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                                  So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                                    I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                                    So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                                    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                      A cock quip

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                                      A phallic jape

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                                      • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                                        Two brussels sprout plants
                                        ?????

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                                        What's crazy is that not only is that the same species as broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower, but practically the entire plant in that photo is edible.

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                                          If you trimmed the bush back it'd look larger.

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                                          This is what I keep telling the Mrs.

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