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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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  • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

    I mean normally, I say if they communicated the message then they did all write even if they misspeeled a word or two. The juxtaposition of this makes the ironing so delicious though.

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    This hz 2 reed

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      You say your point and their point are different, and I'm not seeing the differences? From my end, it looks like you're saying the same thing, just with different words.

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      Well I guess at some point the most important point is that she was elected? Beyond that, I'm not sure what you're getting at.

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        Well I guess at some point the most important point is that she was elected? Beyond that, I'm not sure what you're getting at.

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        I'm just confused because somebody said "it's not important he was a gardner, it's important that he's unqualified", and you jumped in with a "I disagree, its important he's not qualified" and I'm just lost.

        Like, are you saying its important to focus on his lack of qualifications, or are you saying you disagree with that?

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          Why didn't he just appoint a horse?

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            This hz 2 reed

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            On a frequency from 1/sec to 10/sec, how bad does it hert? I'm working on becoming a worse righter.

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              I'm just confused because somebody said "it's not important he was a gardner, it's important that he's unqualified", and you jumped in with a "I disagree, its important he's not qualified" and I'm just lost.

              Like, are you saying its important to focus on his lack of qualifications, or are you saying you disagree with that?

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              Yeah totally, it's his lack of qualifications. Because of his age also disqualifies him from experience.

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                Yeah totally, it's his lack of qualifications. Because of his age also disqualifies him from experience.

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                Okay, ty

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                  Nut coddler face

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                    Looks just like his dad Johnny, who did not hit Lisa, despite her tearing him apart.

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                      Well, he has as much experience in his field as his peers.

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                        seems reasonabl

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                          gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure

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                          Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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                            Great, another face I want to punch.

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                            • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                              On a frequency from 1/sec to 10/sec, how bad does it hert? I'm working on becoming a worse righter.

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                              At least tree fiddy

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                                Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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                                if you can handle customers you can definitely deal with a bunch of terrorists. terrorists usually have better justifications for their actions

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                                  Am I only one who thinks he looks like a MAD magazine cover?

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                                    Coming this summer, Rob Schneider is derp pa der anti terror der

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                                      Are you sure this guy didn't star in a Dreamworks movie? That eyebrow lmao

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                                        That's a big task, preventing the US or one of their many proxies from doing terrorist attacks

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                                          Iran approves this message.

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