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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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    If you wanted more terrorist attacks on your soil in order to justify suspending the constitution, this is exactly how you’d go about it.

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    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

      I mean normally, I say if they communicated the message then they did all write even if they misspeeled a word or two. The juxtaposition of this makes the ironing so delicious though.

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      This hz 2 reed

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        You say your point and their point are different, and I'm not seeing the differences? From my end, it looks like you're saying the same thing, just with different words.

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        Well I guess at some point the most important point is that she was elected? Beyond that, I'm not sure what you're getting at.

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          Well I guess at some point the most important point is that she was elected? Beyond that, I'm not sure what you're getting at.

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          I'm just confused because somebody said "it's not important he was a gardner, it's important that he's unqualified", and you jumped in with a "I disagree, its important he's not qualified" and I'm just lost.

          Like, are you saying its important to focus on his lack of qualifications, or are you saying you disagree with that?

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            Why didn't he just appoint a horse?

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              This hz 2 reed

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              On a frequency from 1/sec to 10/sec, how bad does it hert? I'm working on becoming a worse righter.

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                I'm just confused because somebody said "it's not important he was a gardner, it's important that he's unqualified", and you jumped in with a "I disagree, its important he's not qualified" and I'm just lost.

                Like, are you saying its important to focus on his lack of qualifications, or are you saying you disagree with that?

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                Yeah totally, it's his lack of qualifications. Because of his age also disqualifies him from experience.

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                  Yeah totally, it's his lack of qualifications. Because of his age also disqualifies him from experience.

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                  Okay, ty

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                    Nut coddler face

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                      Looks just like his dad Johnny, who did not hit Lisa, despite her tearing him apart.

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                        Well, he has as much experience in his field as his peers.

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                          seems reasonabl

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                            gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure

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                            Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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                              Great, another face I want to punch.

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                              • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                On a frequency from 1/sec to 10/sec, how bad does it hert? I'm working on becoming a worse righter.

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                                At least tree fiddy

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                                  Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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                                  if you can handle customers you can definitely deal with a bunch of terrorists. terrorists usually have better justifications for their actions

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                                    Am I only one who thinks he looks like a MAD magazine cover?

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                                      Coming this summer, Rob Schneider is derp pa der anti terror der

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                                        Are you sure this guy didn't star in a Dreamworks movie? That eyebrow lmao

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                                          That's a big task, preventing the US or one of their many proxies from doing terrorist attacks

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