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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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  • H [email protected]

    Anyone checked Nostradamus lately?

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    #76

    Honestly, I wouldn't bother at this point. We're in the react portion, not the prediction phase.

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      gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure

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      • P [email protected]

        I guess I am failing to understand your question with what I said. Can you word it another way?

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        You say your point and their point are different, and I'm not seeing the differences? From my end, it looks like you're saying the same thing, just with different words.

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          Even if this guy had served in military intelligence for 4 years he would still be too inexperienced for this role.

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          • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            22-Year-Old

            Obvious lack of experience and not qualified for the position.

            Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant

            Completely irrelevant, and not something to criticize. God forbid people get a shit starter job when they're joining the work force.

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            The rise from starter job to top government official usually includes things like gaining experience, having some success, being a noteworthy professional in some way....

            Not... Nothing?

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            • H [email protected]

              thrives on incompetance

              😐

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              I mean normally, I say if they communicated the message then they did all write even if they misspeeled a word or two. The juxtaposition of this makes the ironing so delicious though.

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                Anyone checked Nostradamus lately?

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                I stuck a magnet up his butt and now his rotation powers a small bitcoin farm.

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                  If you wanted more terrorist attacks on your soil in order to justify suspending the constitution, this is exactly how you’d go about it.

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                  • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                    I mean normally, I say if they communicated the message then they did all write even if they misspeeled a word or two. The juxtaposition of this makes the ironing so delicious though.

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                    This hz 2 reed

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                    • F [email protected]

                      You say your point and their point are different, and I'm not seeing the differences? From my end, it looks like you're saying the same thing, just with different words.

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                      Well I guess at some point the most important point is that she was elected? Beyond that, I'm not sure what you're getting at.

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                        Well I guess at some point the most important point is that she was elected? Beyond that, I'm not sure what you're getting at.

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                        I'm just confused because somebody said "it's not important he was a gardner, it's important that he's unqualified", and you jumped in with a "I disagree, its important he's not qualified" and I'm just lost.

                        Like, are you saying its important to focus on his lack of qualifications, or are you saying you disagree with that?

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                          Why didn't he just appoint a horse?

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                            This hz 2 reed

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                            On a frequency from 1/sec to 10/sec, how bad does it hert? I'm working on becoming a worse righter.

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                              I'm just confused because somebody said "it's not important he was a gardner, it's important that he's unqualified", and you jumped in with a "I disagree, its important he's not qualified" and I'm just lost.

                              Like, are you saying its important to focus on his lack of qualifications, or are you saying you disagree with that?

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                              Yeah totally, it's his lack of qualifications. Because of his age also disqualifies him from experience.

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                                Yeah totally, it's his lack of qualifications. Because of his age also disqualifies him from experience.

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                                Okay, ty

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                                  Nut coddler face

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                                    Looks just like his dad Johnny, who did not hit Lisa, despite her tearing him apart.

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                                      Well, he has as much experience in his field as his peers.

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                                        seems reasonabl

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                                        • P [email protected]

                                          gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure

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                                          Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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