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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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  • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    22-Year-Old

    Obvious lack of experience and not qualified for the position.

    Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant

    Completely irrelevant, and not something to criticize. God forbid people get a shit starter job when they're joining the work force.

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    The rise from starter job to top government official usually includes things like gaining experience, having some success, being a noteworthy professional in some way....

    Not... Nothing?

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      thrives on incompetance

      😐

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      I mean normally, I say if they communicated the message then they did all write even if they misspeeled a word or two. The juxtaposition of this makes the ironing so delicious though.

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        Anyone checked Nostradamus lately?

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        I stuck a magnet up his butt and now his rotation powers a small bitcoin farm.

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          If you wanted more terrorist attacks on your soil in order to justify suspending the constitution, this is exactly how you’d go about it.

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          • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

            I mean normally, I say if they communicated the message then they did all write even if they misspeeled a word or two. The juxtaposition of this makes the ironing so delicious though.

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            This hz 2 reed

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              You say your point and their point are different, and I'm not seeing the differences? From my end, it looks like you're saying the same thing, just with different words.

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              Well I guess at some point the most important point is that she was elected? Beyond that, I'm not sure what you're getting at.

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                Well I guess at some point the most important point is that she was elected? Beyond that, I'm not sure what you're getting at.

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                I'm just confused because somebody said "it's not important he was a gardner, it's important that he's unqualified", and you jumped in with a "I disagree, its important he's not qualified" and I'm just lost.

                Like, are you saying its important to focus on his lack of qualifications, or are you saying you disagree with that?

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                  Why didn't he just appoint a horse?

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                    This hz 2 reed

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                    On a frequency from 1/sec to 10/sec, how bad does it hert? I'm working on becoming a worse righter.

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                      I'm just confused because somebody said "it's not important he was a gardner, it's important that he's unqualified", and you jumped in with a "I disagree, its important he's not qualified" and I'm just lost.

                      Like, are you saying its important to focus on his lack of qualifications, or are you saying you disagree with that?

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                      Yeah totally, it's his lack of qualifications. Because of his age also disqualifies him from experience.

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                        Yeah totally, it's his lack of qualifications. Because of his age also disqualifies him from experience.

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                        Okay, ty

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                          Nut coddler face

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                            Looks just like his dad Johnny, who did not hit Lisa, despite her tearing him apart.

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                              Well, he has as much experience in his field as his peers.

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                                seems reasonabl

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                                  gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure

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                                  Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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                                    Great, another face I want to punch.

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                                    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                      On a frequency from 1/sec to 10/sec, how bad does it hert? I'm working on becoming a worse righter.

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                                      At least tree fiddy

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                                        Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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                                        if you can handle customers you can definitely deal with a bunch of terrorists. terrorists usually have better justifications for their actions

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                                          Am I only one who thinks he looks like a MAD magazine cover?

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