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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

    "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

    "What was his problem?"

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    "If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"

    "A gay bar."

    "I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"

    "I am serious; a gay bar."

    cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

    "Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."

    2 seconds later

    "Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"

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    • boxoffeet@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

      Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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      My bad! Here you go, king.

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        My bad! Here you go, king.

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        Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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          Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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          LOL! I did think of it, but you'll be pleased to know it's Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.

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          • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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            lol at the one Seahawks jersey

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              My bad! Here you go, king.

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              • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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                it's a standin for "good looking and fit"

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                • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                  What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

                  Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

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                  it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

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                    it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

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                    Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                    • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                      Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                      clip a leash on and take one home :3

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                      • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                        Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                        It's so the guy behind you has a better grip.

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                          My bad! Here you go, king.

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                          Should have a bubble saying " Have you thanked him yet?"

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                            My bad! Here you go, king.

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                            Gonna send this to my mate (he is going to the US for a business trip next week)

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                            • wabafee@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                              Should have a bubble saying " Have you thanked him yet?"

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                              Ask and ye shall receive

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                                Gonna send this to my mate (he is going to the US for a business trip next week)

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                                You're such a good friend! Also, send him these dubious blankets for me. Tell him they're from your good pal, Jeffery.

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                                • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  There's something not quite right about this place....

                                  This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit!

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                                  Where is that from?

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                                    Ask and ye shall receive

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                                    Perfect!

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                                    • sexy_peach@feddit.orgS [email protected]

                                      Where is that from?

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                                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSLMLHNY4QQ

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                                      • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                                        JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

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                                        You could tell me that was somebody from the 1980's WWF and I'd totally believe you. Like, a cross between Captain Lou and Tugboat.

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