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  • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

    At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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    At lesbian board game night

    As all good stories start

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    • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

      strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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      underweight

      lol this comment chain just keeps on giving

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      • sexualpolytope@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

        Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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        Are you flirting with him?

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          I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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          Well there's someone who is in shape, as in good shape, then there's everyone else. Your average person isn't in shape, so they're out of shape.

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          • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

            Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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            Leather World.

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              Are you flirting with him?

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              Take a look at the their username.

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              • L [email protected]

                Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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                • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                  "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

                  "What was his problem?"

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                  "If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"

                  "A gay bar."

                  "I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"

                  "I am serious; a gay bar."

                  cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

                  "Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."

                  2 seconds later

                  "Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"

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                  • boxoffeet@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                    Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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                    My bad! Here you go, king.

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                      My bad! Here you go, king.

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                      Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                        Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                        LOL! I did think of it, but you'll be pleased to know it's Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.

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                        • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                          lol at the one Seahawks jersey

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                          • L [email protected]

                            My bad! Here you go, king.

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                            • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                              Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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                              it's a standin for "good looking and fit"

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                              • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

                                Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

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                                it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

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                                  it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

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                                  Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                                  • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                    Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                                    clip a leash on and take one home :3

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                                    • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                      Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                                      It's so the guy behind you has a better grip.

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                                        My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                        Should have a bubble saying " Have you thanked him yet?"

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                                          My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                          Gonna send this to my mate (he is going to the US for a business trip next week)

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