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    Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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    JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

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    • D [email protected]

      Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

      Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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      are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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      • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

        The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

        But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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        this person does not work out

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        • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

          this person does not work out

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          Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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          • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

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            At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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            • L [email protected]

              Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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              Entry to US denied

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              • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                  At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                  At lesbian board game night

                  As all good stories start

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                  • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                    strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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                    underweight

                    lol this comment chain just keeps on giving

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                    • sexualpolytope@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

                      Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                      Are you flirting with him?

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                      • D [email protected]

                        I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                        Well there's someone who is in shape, as in good shape, then there's everyone else. Your average person isn't in shape, so they're out of shape.

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                        • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                          Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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                          Leather World.

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                          • K [email protected]

                            Are you flirting with him?

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                            Take a look at the their username.

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                            • L [email protected]

                              Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                              Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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                              • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                                "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

                                "What was his problem?"

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                                "If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"

                                "A gay bar."

                                "I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"

                                "I am serious; a gay bar."

                                cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

                                "Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."

                                2 seconds later

                                "Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"

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                                • boxoffeet@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                                  Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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                                  My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                  • L [email protected]

                                    My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                    Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                                      Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                                      LOL! I did think of it, but you'll be pleased to know it's Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.

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                                        lol at the one Seahawks jersey

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                                        • L [email protected]

                                          My bad! Here you go, king.

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