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  • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

    OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

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    "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

    "What was his problem?"

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    • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

      Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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      Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

      Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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        Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

        Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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        The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

        But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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        • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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          Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.

          El Bimbo starts playing 🎶

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          • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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            Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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            • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

              The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

              But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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              Also, out of shape people have the right to be kinky too.

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                So many roommates!

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                  Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                  JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

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                    Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

                    Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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                    are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                    • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                      The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                      But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                      this person does not work out

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                      • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                        this person does not work out

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                        Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                        • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

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                          At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                            Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                            Entry to US denied

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                            • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                              are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                              I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                              • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                                At lesbian board game night

                                As all good stories start

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                                • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                                  strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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                                  underweight

                                  lol this comment chain just keeps on giving

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                                  • sexualpolytope@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

                                    Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                                    Are you flirting with him?

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                                      I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                                      Well there's someone who is in shape, as in good shape, then there's everyone else. Your average person isn't in shape, so they're out of shape.

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                                      • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                                        Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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                                        Leather World.

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                                          Are you flirting with him?

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                                          Take a look at the their username.

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