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  • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

    OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

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    “Enjoy your death trap ladies!”

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    • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

      why are they all out of shape

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      There not tho

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      • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

        strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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        Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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        • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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          What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

          Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

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          • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

            OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

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            "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

            "What was his problem?"

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            • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

              Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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              Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

              Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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                Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

                Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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                The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                  Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.

                  El Bimbo starts playing 🎶

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                  • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                    Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                    • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                      The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                      But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                      Also, out of shape people have the right to be kinky too.

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                        So many roommates!

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                          Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                          JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

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                            Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

                            Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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                            are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                            • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                              The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                              But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                              this person does not work out

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                              • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                                this person does not work out

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                                Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                                  At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                                    Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                                    Entry to US denied

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                                    • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                                      are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                                      I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                                      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                        At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                                        At lesbian board game night

                                        As all good stories start

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                                        • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                                          strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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                                          underweight

                                          lol this comment chain just keeps on giving

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