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  • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

    The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

    But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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    Also, out of shape people have the right to be kinky too.

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    • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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      So many roommates!

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      • L [email protected]

        Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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        JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

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        • D [email protected]

          Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

          Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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          are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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          • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

            The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

            But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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            this person does not work out

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            • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

              this person does not work out

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              Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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              • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

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                At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                  Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                  Entry to US denied

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                  • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                    are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                    I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                      At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                      At lesbian board game night

                      As all good stories start

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                      • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                        strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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                        underweight

                        lol this comment chain just keeps on giving

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                        • sexualpolytope@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

                          Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                          Are you flirting with him?

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                            I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                            Well there's someone who is in shape, as in good shape, then there's everyone else. Your average person isn't in shape, so they're out of shape.

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                            • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                              Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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                              Leather World.

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                                Are you flirting with him?

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                                Take a look at the their username.

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                                  Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                                  Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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                                  • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                                    "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

                                    "What was his problem?"

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                                    "If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"

                                    "A gay bar."

                                    "I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"

                                    "I am serious; a gay bar."

                                    cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

                                    "Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."

                                    2 seconds later

                                    "Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"

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                                    • boxoffeet@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                                      Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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                                      My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                      • L [email protected]

                                        My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                        Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                                          Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                                          LOL! I did think of it, but you'll be pleased to know it's Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.

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