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  • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

    why are they all out of shape

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    There not tho

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    • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

      strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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      Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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      • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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        What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

        Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

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        • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

          OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

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          "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

          "What was his problem?"

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          • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

            Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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            Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

            Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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              Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

              Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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              The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

              But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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              • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.

                El Bimbo starts playing 🎶

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                • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                  Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                  • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                    The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                    But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                    Also, out of shape people have the right to be kinky too.

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                    • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                      So many roommates!

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                        Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                        JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

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                          Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

                          Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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                          are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                          • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                            The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                            But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                            this person does not work out

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                            • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                              this person does not work out

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                              Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                                At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                                  Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                                  Entry to US denied

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                                  • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                                    are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                                    I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                                    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                      At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                                      At lesbian board game night

                                      As all good stories start

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                                      • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                                        strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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                                        underweight

                                        lol this comment chain just keeps on giving

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                                        • sexualpolytope@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

                                          Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                                          Are you flirting with him?

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