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  • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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    Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.

    El Bimbo starts playing 🎶

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    • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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      Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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      • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

        The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

        But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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        Also, out of shape people have the right to be kinky too.

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        • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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          So many roommates!

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            Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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            JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

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              Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

              Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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              are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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              • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                this person does not work out

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                • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                  this person does not work out

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                  Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                  • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

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                    At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                      Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                      Entry to US denied

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                      • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                        are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                        I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                        • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                          At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                          At lesbian board game night

                          As all good stories start

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                          • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                            strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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                            underweight

                            lol this comment chain just keeps on giving

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                            • sexualpolytope@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

                              Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                              Are you flirting with him?

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                                I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                                Well there's someone who is in shape, as in good shape, then there's everyone else. Your average person isn't in shape, so they're out of shape.

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                                • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                                  Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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                                  Leather World.

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                                    Are you flirting with him?

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                                    Take a look at the their username.

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                                      Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                                      Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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                                      • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                                        "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

                                        "What was his problem?"

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                                        "If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"

                                        "A gay bar."

                                        "I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"

                                        "I am serious; a gay bar."

                                        cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

                                        "Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."

                                        2 seconds later

                                        "Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"

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                                        • boxoffeet@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                                          Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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                                          My bad! Here you go, king.

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