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  • D [email protected]

    Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

    Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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    are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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    • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

      The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

      But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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      this person does not work out

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      • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

        this person does not work out

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        Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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        • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

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          At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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          • L [email protected]

            Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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            Entry to US denied

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            • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

              are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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              I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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              • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                At lesbian board game night

                As all good stories start

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                • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                  strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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                  underweight

                  lol this comment chain just keeps on giving

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                  • sexualpolytope@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

                    Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                    Are you flirting with him?

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                    • D [email protected]

                      I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                      Well there's someone who is in shape, as in good shape, then there's everyone else. Your average person isn't in shape, so they're out of shape.

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                      • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                        Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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                        Leather World.

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                        • K [email protected]

                          Are you flirting with him?

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                          Take a look at the their username.

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                          • L [email protected]

                            Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                            Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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                            • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                              "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

                              "What was his problem?"

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                              "If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"

                              "A gay bar."

                              "I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"

                              "I am serious; a gay bar."

                              cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

                              "Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."

                              2 seconds later

                              "Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"

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                              • boxoffeet@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                                Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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                                My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                • L [email protected]

                                  My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                  Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                                    Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                                    LOL! I did think of it, but you'll be pleased to know it's Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.

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                                      lol at the one Seahawks jersey

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                                      • L [email protected]

                                        My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                        • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                          Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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                                          it's a standin for "good looking and fit"

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