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Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
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  • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

    Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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    Leather World.

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    • K [email protected]

      Are you flirting with him?

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      #38

      Take a look at the their username.

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      • L [email protected]

        Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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        Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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        • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

          "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

          "What was his problem?"

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          "If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"

          "A gay bar."

          "I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"

          "I am serious; a gay bar."

          cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

          "Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."

          2 seconds later

          "Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"

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          • boxoffeet@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

            Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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            My bad! Here you go, king.

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            • L [email protected]

              My bad! Here you go, king.

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              Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                LOL! I did think of it, but you'll be pleased to know it's Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.

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                • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                  lol at the one Seahawks jersey

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                  • L [email protected]

                    My bad! Here you go, king.

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                    • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                      Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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                      it's a standin for "good looking and fit"

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                      • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                        What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

                        Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

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                        it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

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                          it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

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                          Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                          • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                            Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                            clip a leash on and take one home :3

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                            • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                              Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                              It's so the guy behind you has a better grip.

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                                My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                Should have a bubble saying " Have you thanked him yet?"

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                                  My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                  Gonna send this to my mate (he is going to the US for a business trip next week)

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                                  • wabafee@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                                    Should have a bubble saying " Have you thanked him yet?"

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                                    Ask and ye shall receive

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                                    • A [email protected]

                                      Gonna send this to my mate (he is going to the US for a business trip next week)

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                                      You're such a good friend! Also, send him these dubious blankets for me. Tell him they're from your good pal, Jeffery.

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                                      • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        There's something not quite right about this place....

                                        This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit!

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                                        Where is that from?

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                                        • L [email protected]

                                          Ask and ye shall receive

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                                          Perfect!

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