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  • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

    are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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    I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

      At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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      At lesbian board game night

      As all good stories start

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      • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

        strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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        underweight

        lol this comment chain just keeps on giving

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        • sexualpolytope@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

          Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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          Are you flirting with him?

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            I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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            Well there's someone who is in shape, as in good shape, then there's everyone else. Your average person isn't in shape, so they're out of shape.

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            • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

              Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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              Leather World.

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                Are you flirting with him?

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                Take a look at the their username.

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                • L [email protected]

                  Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                  Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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                  • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                    "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

                    "What was his problem?"

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                    "If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"

                    "A gay bar."

                    "I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"

                    "I am serious; a gay bar."

                    cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

                    "Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."

                    2 seconds later

                    "Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"

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                    • boxoffeet@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                      Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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                      My bad! Here you go, king.

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                        My bad! Here you go, king.

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                        Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                          Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                          LOL! I did think of it, but you'll be pleased to know it's Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.

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                          • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                            lol at the one Seahawks jersey

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                              My bad! Here you go, king.

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                              • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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                                it's a standin for "good looking and fit"

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                                • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                  What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

                                  Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

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                                  it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

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                                    it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

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                                    Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                                    • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                      Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                                      clip a leash on and take one home :3

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                                      • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                        Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                                        It's so the guy behind you has a better grip.

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                                          My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                          Should have a bubble saying " Have you thanked him yet?"

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