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Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

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  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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    Doesn't this guy regularly stream from a laptop in a desperate attempt to seem cool?

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      Doesn't this guy regularly stream from a laptop in a desperate attempt to seem cool?

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      Extremely desperate

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        Doesn't this guy regularly stream from a laptop in a desperate attempt to seem cool?

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        He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

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          Doesn't this guy regularly stream from a laptop in a desperate attempt to seem cool?

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          Maybe he used a public library PC?

          (/s, obviously)

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          • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

            He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

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            this argument from his lawyer is probably going to twist the English language beyond obscene

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            • V [email protected]

              Doesn't this guy regularly stream from a laptop in a desperate attempt to seem cool?

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              Only Elon Musk could get cyberbullied on a wireless Abacus playing ARPGs in the sky.

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              • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.

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                • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

                  this argument from his lawyer is probably going to twist the English language beyond obscene

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                  "What's a computer?"

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                  • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                    He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

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                    No its not, I play it on PS5.

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                      "What's a computer?"

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                      #11

                      I am https://youtu.be/RH1ekuvSYzE

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                      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                        #12

                        It's all computer.

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                          That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.

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                          He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

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                            "What's a computer?"

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                            Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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                              "What's a computer?"

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                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBK3zME1aqk

                              🎶

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                              • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

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                                I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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                                  I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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                                  And someone in the courthouse trolling him for it.

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                                  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                    A phone is a computer

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                                    • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                      He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

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                                      I would love for him to admit that in court to try and prove he doesn't use a computer.

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                                        Maybe he used a public library PC?

                                        (/s, obviously)

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                                        (/s, obviously)

                                        Gosh, that is beautiful notation! I'll be using it if you don't mind! Have a great day.

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                                        • V [email protected]

                                          Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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                                          God damnit I read this in his dumb voice

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