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Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

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  • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

    He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

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    No its not, I play it on PS5.

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      "What's a computer?"

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      I am https://youtu.be/RH1ekuvSYzE

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      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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        It's all computer.

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        • C [email protected]

          That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.

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          He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

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          • L [email protected]

            "What's a computer?"

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            Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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            • L [email protected]

              "What's a computer?"

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              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBK3zME1aqk

              🎶

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              • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

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                I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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                • K [email protected]

                  I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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                  And someone in the courthouse trolling him for it.

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                  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                    A phone is a computer

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                    • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                      He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

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                      I would love for him to admit that in court to try and prove he doesn't use a computer.

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                      • M [email protected]

                        Maybe he used a public library PC?

                        (/s, obviously)

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                        (/s, obviously)

                        Gosh, that is beautiful notation! I'll be using it if you don't mind! Have a great day.

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                          Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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                          God damnit I read this in his dumb voice

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                          • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                            The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                            [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                            Maybe he means like one of those women at NASA.

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                            • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                              The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                              [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                              He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

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                              • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

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                                • M [email protected]

                                  It's all computer.

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                                  Except in the cases that might evidence the crimes. Then it's no computer!

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                                    "What's a computer?"

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                                    But I thought that everythings computer?

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                                    • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                      The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                      [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                      They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

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                                      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                        All Tesla cars have computers inside.

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                                        • M [email protected]

                                          He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

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                                          Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!

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