Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Not The Onion
  3. Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Not The Onion
nottheonionelonmusk
77 Posts 70 Posters 1 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • L [email protected]

    "What's a computer?"

    V This user is from outside of this forum
    V This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote on last edited by
    #14

    Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

    A L 2 Replies Last reply
    15
    • L [email protected]

      "What's a computer?"

      thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
      thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote on last edited by
      #15

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBK3zME1aqk

      🎶

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

        He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

        K This user is from outside of this forum
        K This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote on last edited by
        #16

        I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

        fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF V 2 Replies Last reply
        15
        • K [email protected]

          I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

          fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF This user is from outside of this forum
          fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote on last edited by
          #17

          And someone in the courthouse trolling him for it.

          1 Reply Last reply
          6
          • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

            The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

            [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

            D This user is from outside of this forum
            D This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote on last edited by
            #18

            A phone is a computer

            J 1 Reply Last reply
            3
            • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

              He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

              F This user is from outside of this forum
              F This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote on last edited by
              #19

              I would love for him to admit that in court to try and prove he doesn't use a computer.

              1 Reply Last reply
              3
              • M [email protected]

                Maybe he used a public library PC?

                (/s, obviously)

                nkat2112@sh.itjust.worksN This user is from outside of this forum
                nkat2112@sh.itjust.worksN This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote on last edited by
                #20

                (/s, obviously)

                Gosh, that is beautiful notation! I'll be using it if you don't mind! Have a great day.

                1 Reply Last reply
                1
                • V [email protected]

                  Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

                  A This user is from outside of this forum
                  A This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #21

                  God damnit I read this in his dumb voice

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  7
                  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

                    R This user is from outside of this forum
                    R This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #22

                    Maybe he means like one of those women at NASA.

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    3
                    • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                      The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                      [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

                      J This user is from outside of this forum
                      J This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #23

                      He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

                      T 1 Reply Last reply
                      70
                      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

                        M This user is from outside of this forum
                        M This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #24

                        He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

                        D 1 Reply Last reply
                        49
                        • M [email protected]

                          It's all computer.

                          W This user is from outside of this forum
                          W This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #25

                          Except in the cases that might evidence the crimes. Then it's no computer!

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • L [email protected]

                            "What's a computer?"

                            S This user is from outside of this forum
                            S This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #26

                            But I thought that everythings computer?

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            1
                            • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                              The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                              [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

                              remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
                              remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #27

                              They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

                              trihilis@ani.socialT 1 Reply Last reply
                              8
                              • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

                                kn0wmad1c@programming.devK This user is from outside of this forum
                                kn0wmad1c@programming.devK This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #28

                                All Tesla cars have computers inside.

                                T 1 Reply Last reply
                                10
                                • M [email protected]

                                  He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

                                  D This user is from outside of this forum
                                  D This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #29

                                  Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!

                                  T 1 Reply Last reply
                                  27
                                  • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                                    He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

                                    N This user is from outside of this forum
                                    N This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                                    #30

                                    He streamed himself playing a hardcore character that his minions sank hours into and proved he knows nothing about playing the game. So maybe it wasn't his laptop either.

                                    https://youtu.be/FmEe3eUPWq4

                                    K 1 Reply Last reply
                                    6
                                    • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                      They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

                                      trihilis@ani.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                                      trihilis@ani.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #31

                                      You mean the amount of bribery makes them have "no active memory" of Elon using a computer

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      3
                                      • M [email protected]

                                        Maybe he used a public library PC?

                                        (/s, obviously)

                                        internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
                                        internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #32

                                        He's and RoG Ally handheld kind if guy

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                          The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                          [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

                                          tommasz@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                                          tommasz@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #33

                                          A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

                                          M 1 Reply Last reply
                                          13
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups