Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’
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He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.
I would love for him to admit that in court to try and prove he doesn't use a computer.
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Maybe he used a public library PC?
(/s, obviously)
(/s, obviously)
Gosh, that is beautiful notation! I'll be using it if you don't mind! Have a great day.
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Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."
God damnit I read this in his dumb voice
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The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.
[...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.
Maybe he means like one of those women at NASA.
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The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.
[...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.
He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.
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The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.
[...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.
He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.
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It's all computer.
Except in the cases that might evidence the crimes. Then it's no computer!
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"What's a computer?"
But I thought that everythings computer?
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The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.
[...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.
They clearly have no idea what a computer is.
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The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.
[...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.
All Tesla cars have computers inside.
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He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.
Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!
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He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]He streamed himself playing a hardcore character that his minions sank hours into and proved he knows nothing about playing the game. So maybe it wasn't his laptop either.
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They clearly have no idea what a computer is.
You mean the amount of bribery makes them have "no active memory" of Elon using a computer
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Maybe he used a public library PC?
(/s, obviously)
He's and RoG Ally handheld kind if guy
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The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.
[...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.
A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!
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He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.
On an account that he paid someone to grind up
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Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."
Why not use the Clinton defence "That depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is."
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All Tesla cars have computers inside.
"It's all computer"
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A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!
The lawyers are taking a big risk to their licenses for lying to the court.
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The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.
[...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Depends on your definition of a "computer". A shitty laptop surely doesn't count, even less so if it runs Windows.
