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Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

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  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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    They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

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    • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

      The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

      [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

      kn0wmad1c@programming.devK This user is from outside of this forum
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      All Tesla cars have computers inside.

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      • M [email protected]

        He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

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        Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!

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        • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

          He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

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          #30

          He streamed himself playing a hardcore character that his minions sank hours into and proved he knows nothing about playing the game. So maybe it wasn't his laptop either.

          https://youtu.be/FmEe3eUPWq4

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          • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

            They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

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            You mean the amount of bribery makes them have "no active memory" of Elon using a computer

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            • M [email protected]

              Maybe he used a public library PC?

              (/s, obviously)

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              He's and RoG Ally handheld kind if guy

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              • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

                tommasz@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
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                A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

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                  He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

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                  On an account that he paid someone to grind up

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                  • V [email protected]

                    Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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                    Why not use the Clinton defence "That depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is."

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                    • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

                      All Tesla cars have computers inside.

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                      #36

                      "It's all computer"

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                      • tommasz@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                        A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

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                        The lawyers are taking a big risk to their licenses for lying to the court.

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                        • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                          The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                          [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                          #38

                          Depends on your definition of a "computer". A shitty laptop surely doesn't count, even less so if it runs Windows.

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                            I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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                            Hasn't he already admitted to this while not under oath?

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                              I am https://youtu.be/RH1ekuvSYzE

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                              What's a computer?

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                                "What's a computer?"

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                                I was thinking it would be more about “use.”

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                                  A phone is a computer

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                                  This just struck me, this is the key. They can argue that a phone is traditionally thought of as a phone. Even though technically it’s a computer, in common parlance it is called a phone. Then by extension, he wasn’t streaming on a computer, he was streaming on a laptop. So they will argue a computer is desktop.

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                                  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                    Didnt he have a big thing about getting bigger monitors in the white house so he could game?

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                                    • C [email protected]

                                      That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.

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                                      Which is exactly what the other side pointed out

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                                      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                        I am shocked I tell you, shocked. Well, not that shocked.

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                                          This just struck me, this is the key. They can argue that a phone is traditionally thought of as a phone. Even though technically it’s a computer, in common parlance it is called a phone. Then by extension, he wasn’t streaming on a computer, he was streaming on a laptop. So they will argue a computer is desktop.

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                                          They'll argue that a computer is a woman who performs calculations and since slavery is illegal he doesn't own one.

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