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Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

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  • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

    All Tesla cars have computers inside.

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    "It's all computer"

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    • tommasz@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

      A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

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      The lawyers are taking a big risk to their licenses for lying to the court.

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      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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        Depends on your definition of a "computer". A shitty laptop surely doesn't count, even less so if it runs Windows.

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        • K [email protected]

          I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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          Hasn't he already admitted to this while not under oath?

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            I am https://youtu.be/RH1ekuvSYzE

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            What's a computer?

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              "What's a computer?"

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              I was thinking it would be more about “use.”

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              • D [email protected]

                A phone is a computer

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                This just struck me, this is the key. They can argue that a phone is traditionally thought of as a phone. Even though technically it’s a computer, in common parlance it is called a phone. Then by extension, he wasn’t streaming on a computer, he was streaming on a laptop. So they will argue a computer is desktop.

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                • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                  The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                  [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                  Didnt he have a big thing about getting bigger monitors in the white house so he could game?

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                  • C [email protected]

                    That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.

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                    Which is exactly what the other side pointed out

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                    • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                      The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                      [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                      I am shocked I tell you, shocked. Well, not that shocked.

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                        This just struck me, this is the key. They can argue that a phone is traditionally thought of as a phone. Even though technically it’s a computer, in common parlance it is called a phone. Then by extension, he wasn’t streaming on a computer, he was streaming on a laptop. So they will argue a computer is desktop.

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                        They'll argue that a computer is a woman who performs calculations and since slavery is illegal he doesn't own one.

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                          He sat in front of a screen while his stunt double played.

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                            You'd think he'd pay someone better to play

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                            • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                              The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                              [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                              You can't tweet without a computer. It may be a mobile one, but even that is a computer. This is a stupid claim which could only fool an idiot.

                              So depending on the judge, we'll just see what happens...

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                                He sat in front of a screen while his stunt double played.

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                                Then his stunt double sucks at the game too.

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                                • D [email protected]

                                  Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!

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                                  Psh, no way Musk could afford to fake a drug test. Fake urine costs like $30!

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                                  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                    So are we not doing perjury anymore?

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                                    • deuxchevaux@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                      Depends on your definition of a "computer". A shitty laptop surely doesn't count, even less so if it runs Windows.

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                                      A shitty laptop is a computer.

                                      What kind of mental gymnastics are you trying to use here?

                                      Do you need help with understanding what a computer is? It isn’t a hard concept to understand.

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                                      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                        Doesn't use his brain either.

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                                        • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                          The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                          [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                          Well we all knew he wasn't the one playing the path of exile

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