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Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

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  • M [email protected]

    Maybe he used a public library PC?

    (/s, obviously)

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    (/s, obviously)

    Gosh, that is beautiful notation! I'll be using it if you don't mind! Have a great day.

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    • V [email protected]

      Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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      God damnit I read this in his dumb voice

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      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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        Maybe he means like one of those women at NASA.

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        • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

          The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

          [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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          He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

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          • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

            The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

            [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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            He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

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            • M [email protected]

              It's all computer.

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              Except in the cases that might evidence the crimes. Then it's no computer!

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              • L [email protected]

                "What's a computer?"

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                But I thought that everythings computer?

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                • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                  The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                  [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                  They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

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                  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                    All Tesla cars have computers inside.

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                    • M [email protected]

                      He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

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                      Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!

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                      • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                        He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

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                        He streamed himself playing a hardcore character that his minions sank hours into and proved he knows nothing about playing the game. So maybe it wasn't his laptop either.

                        https://youtu.be/FmEe3eUPWq4

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                        • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                          They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

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                          You mean the amount of bribery makes them have "no active memory" of Elon using a computer

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                          • M [email protected]

                            Maybe he used a public library PC?

                            (/s, obviously)

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                            He's and RoG Ally handheld kind if guy

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                            • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                              The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                              [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                              A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

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                              • J [email protected]

                                He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

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                                On an account that he paid someone to grind up

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                                • V [email protected]

                                  Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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                                  Why not use the Clinton defence "That depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is."

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                                  • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

                                    All Tesla cars have computers inside.

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                                    "It's all computer"

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                                    • tommasz@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                      A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

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                                      The lawyers are taking a big risk to their licenses for lying to the court.

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                                      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                        Depends on your definition of a "computer". A shitty laptop surely doesn't count, even less so if it runs Windows.

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                                        • K [email protected]

                                          I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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                                          Hasn't he already admitted to this while not under oath?

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