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Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

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  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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    A phone is a computer

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    • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

      He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

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      I would love for him to admit that in court to try and prove he doesn't use a computer.

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      • M [email protected]

        Maybe he used a public library PC?

        (/s, obviously)

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        (/s, obviously)

        Gosh, that is beautiful notation! I'll be using it if you don't mind! Have a great day.

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        • V [email protected]

          Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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          God damnit I read this in his dumb voice

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          • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

            The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

            [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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            Maybe he means like one of those women at NASA.

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            • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

              The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

              [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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              He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

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              • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

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                • M [email protected]

                  It's all computer.

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                  Except in the cases that might evidence the crimes. Then it's no computer!

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                  • L [email protected]

                    "What's a computer?"

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                    But I thought that everythings computer?

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                    • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                      The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                      [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                      They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

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                      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                        All Tesla cars have computers inside.

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                        • M [email protected]

                          He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

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                          Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!

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                          • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                            He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

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                            He streamed himself playing a hardcore character that his minions sank hours into and proved he knows nothing about playing the game. So maybe it wasn't his laptop either.

                            https://youtu.be/FmEe3eUPWq4

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                            • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                              They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

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                              You mean the amount of bribery makes them have "no active memory" of Elon using a computer

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                              • M [email protected]

                                Maybe he used a public library PC?

                                (/s, obviously)

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                                He's and RoG Ally handheld kind if guy

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                                • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                  The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                  [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                  A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

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                                    He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

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                                    On an account that he paid someone to grind up

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                                    • V [email protected]

                                      Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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                                      Why not use the Clinton defence "That depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is."

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                                      • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

                                        All Tesla cars have computers inside.

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                                        "It's all computer"

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                                        • tommasz@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                          A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

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                                          The lawyers are taking a big risk to their licenses for lying to the court.

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