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Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

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  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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    Maybe he means like one of those women at NASA.

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    • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

      The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

      [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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      He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

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      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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        #24

        He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

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        • M [email protected]

          It's all computer.

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          Except in the cases that might evidence the crimes. Then it's no computer!

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            "What's a computer?"

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            But I thought that everythings computer?

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            • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

              The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

              [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

              remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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              They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

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              • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

                kn0wmad1c@programming.devK This user is from outside of this forum
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                All Tesla cars have computers inside.

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                • M [email protected]

                  He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

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                  Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!

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                  • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                    He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

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                    #30

                    He streamed himself playing a hardcore character that his minions sank hours into and proved he knows nothing about playing the game. So maybe it wasn't his laptop either.

                    https://youtu.be/FmEe3eUPWq4

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                    • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                      They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

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                      You mean the amount of bribery makes them have "no active memory" of Elon using a computer

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                        Maybe he used a public library PC?

                        (/s, obviously)

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                        He's and RoG Ally handheld kind if guy

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                        • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                          The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                          [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                          A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

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                            He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

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                            On an account that he paid someone to grind up

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                            • V [email protected]

                              Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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                              Why not use the Clinton defence "That depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is."

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                              • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

                                All Tesla cars have computers inside.

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                                "It's all computer"

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                                • tommasz@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                  A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

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                                  The lawyers are taking a big risk to their licenses for lying to the court.

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                                  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                    #38

                                    Depends on your definition of a "computer". A shitty laptop surely doesn't count, even less so if it runs Windows.

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                                    • K [email protected]

                                      I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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                                      Hasn't he already admitted to this while not under oath?

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                                        I am https://youtu.be/RH1ekuvSYzE

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                                        What's a computer?

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                                        • L [email protected]

                                          "What's a computer?"

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                                          I was thinking it would be more about “use.”

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