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Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

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  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

    tommasz@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
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    A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

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    • J [email protected]

      He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

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      On an account that he paid someone to grind up

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      • V [email protected]

        Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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        Why not use the Clinton defence "That depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is."

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        • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

          All Tesla cars have computers inside.

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          "It's all computer"

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          • tommasz@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

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            The lawyers are taking a big risk to their licenses for lying to the court.

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            • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

              The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

              [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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              Depends on your definition of a "computer". A shitty laptop surely doesn't count, even less so if it runs Windows.

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                I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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                Hasn't he already admitted to this while not under oath?

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                • B [email protected]

                  I am https://youtu.be/RH1ekuvSYzE

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                  What's a computer?

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                    "What's a computer?"

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                    I was thinking it would be more about “use.”

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                    • D [email protected]

                      A phone is a computer

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                      This just struck me, this is the key. They can argue that a phone is traditionally thought of as a phone. Even though technically it’s a computer, in common parlance it is called a phone. Then by extension, he wasn’t streaming on a computer, he was streaming on a laptop. So they will argue a computer is desktop.

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                      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                        Didnt he have a big thing about getting bigger monitors in the white house so he could game?

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                        • C [email protected]

                          That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.

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                          Which is exactly what the other side pointed out

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                          • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                            The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                            [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                            I am shocked I tell you, shocked. Well, not that shocked.

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                            • J [email protected]

                              This just struck me, this is the key. They can argue that a phone is traditionally thought of as a phone. Even though technically it’s a computer, in common parlance it is called a phone. Then by extension, he wasn’t streaming on a computer, he was streaming on a laptop. So they will argue a computer is desktop.

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                              They'll argue that a computer is a woman who performs calculations and since slavery is illegal he doesn't own one.

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                                He sat in front of a screen while his stunt double played.

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                                  You'd think he'd pay someone better to play

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                                  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                    You can't tweet without a computer. It may be a mobile one, but even that is a computer. This is a stupid claim which could only fool an idiot.

                                    So depending on the judge, we'll just see what happens...

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                                      He sat in front of a screen while his stunt double played.

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                                      Then his stunt double sucks at the game too.

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                                      • D [email protected]

                                        Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!

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                                        Psh, no way Musk could afford to fake a drug test. Fake urine costs like $30!

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                                        • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                          The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                          [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                          So are we not doing perjury anymore?

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