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Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

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  • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

    He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

    thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
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    this argument from his lawyer is probably going to twist the English language beyond obscene

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    • V [email protected]

      Doesn't this guy regularly stream from a laptop in a desperate attempt to seem cool?

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      Only Elon Musk could get cyberbullied on a wireless Abacus playing ARPGs in the sky.

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      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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        That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.

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        • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

          this argument from his lawyer is probably going to twist the English language beyond obscene

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          "What's a computer?"

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          • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

            He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

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            No its not, I play it on PS5.

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              "What's a computer?"

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              I am https://youtu.be/RH1ekuvSYzE

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              • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                It's all computer.

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                • C [email protected]

                  That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.

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                  He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

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                    "What's a computer?"

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                    Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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                    • L [email protected]

                      "What's a computer?"

                      thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
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                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBK3zME1aqk

                      🎶

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                      • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                        He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

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                        I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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                          I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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                          And someone in the courthouse trolling him for it.

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                          • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                            The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                            [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                            A phone is a computer

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                            • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                              He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

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                              I would love for him to admit that in court to try and prove he doesn't use a computer.

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                                Maybe he used a public library PC?

                                (/s, obviously)

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                                (/s, obviously)

                                Gosh, that is beautiful notation! I'll be using it if you don't mind! Have a great day.

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                                • V [email protected]

                                  Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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                                  God damnit I read this in his dumb voice

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                                  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                    Maybe he means like one of those women at NASA.

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                                    • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                      The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                      [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                      He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

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                                      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                        He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

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                                        • M [email protected]

                                          It's all computer.

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                                          Except in the cases that might evidence the crimes. Then it's no computer!

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