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Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

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  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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    That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

      this argument from his lawyer is probably going to twist the English language beyond obscene

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      "What's a computer?"

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      • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

        He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

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        No its not, I play it on PS5.

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          "What's a computer?"

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          I am https://youtu.be/RH1ekuvSYzE

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          • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

            The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

            [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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            It's all computer.

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              That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.

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              He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

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                "What's a computer?"

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                Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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                  "What's a computer?"

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                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBK3zME1aqk

                  🎶

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                  • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                    He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

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                    I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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                    • K [email protected]

                      I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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                      And someone in the courthouse trolling him for it.

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                      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                        A phone is a computer

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                        • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                          He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

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                          I would love for him to admit that in court to try and prove he doesn't use a computer.

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                            Maybe he used a public library PC?

                            (/s, obviously)

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                            (/s, obviously)

                            Gosh, that is beautiful notation! I'll be using it if you don't mind! Have a great day.

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                              Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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                              God damnit I read this in his dumb voice

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                              • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                Maybe he means like one of those women at NASA.

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                                • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                  The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                  [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                  He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

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                                  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                    He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

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                                    • M [email protected]

                                      It's all computer.

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                                      Except in the cases that might evidence the crimes. Then it's no computer!

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                                        "What's a computer?"

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                                        But I thought that everythings computer?

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                                        • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                          The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                          [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                          They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

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