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  • H [email protected]

    If we all did this capitalism would collapse.

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    "if we all stopped working and just did drugs and hookers the economy would collapse" is not that deep of a thought.

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      Wouldn't work, after this you'd love life

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      #73

      As someone who has travelled and done a lot of random things in my 40 years of life:

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      • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS [email protected]
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        Yes, but:

        Don't be you; think like them.

        Form an LLC. Don't borrow money, use venture capital! Use that money to borrow for the LLC. Pay yourself well, travel all you like.

        In the end kill the LLC. Live off the savings from your paychecks.

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        • V [email protected]

          I'm really glad that he's aware of the moral implications of what he did.

          Doesn't sound like you are though. I mean, you just admitted he committed fraud in order to appropriate money meant for people who actually needed it, and now:

          • you want to justify it by saying "clearly the government wasn't holding back assistance to anyone at the time" as though it being an honour system at the time made what he did okay;
          • you're pulling that after you first tried to paper over that they weren't just any old loans he took out; in addition to which
          • you want to try and paint me as the bad guy.

          You serious, dude? You're aware that I didn't commit fraud during the pandemic, right? And it wasn't hard either, I just didn't apply for relief I wasn't eligible for. You're aware he wasn't scamming a bank, he was scamming people in need?

          It's okay to make mistakes, but he is lucky he's not in prison, and if he can own what he did like an adult then so can you.

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          Shut up with your holier then thou attitude, he made mistakes and he is paying the money back.
          You can fuck right off.

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            The real question is how many people would have to do this at once to bankrupt the lenders?

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            • T [email protected]

              "if we all stopped working and just did drugs and hookers the economy would collapse" is not that deep of a thought.

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              Yeah, but it being a desirable outcome is a bit novel.

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                Not if you say you do ✨AI✨

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                TAKE MY MONEY NOW!

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                  (. )( .)

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                  Alright fine, I admit it! I like boobies!

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                    Reminds me of this old story

                    https://brobible.com/life/article/traveled-to-mexico-to-kill-himself/

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                      As someone who games banks as best I can this would absolutely not work.

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                      Not anymore at least

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                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                        As someone who has travelled and done a lot of random things in my 40 years of life:

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                        Did you take out a huge loan to pay for it?

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                          Reminds me of this old story

                          https://brobible.com/life/article/traveled-to-mexico-to-kill-himself/

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                          A gaggle of chicas

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                          • P [email protected]

                            Oh so you googled it now? Back down from having heard of people doing it?

                            Spoiler alert, hasn’t happened! And you haven’t heard of anybody for whom it has! So I stand by my statement.

                            It’s theoretical nonsense, and credit scores are not the same as creditors, but keep talking nonsense about this “one weird trick” you heard on Facebook!

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                            You’re being unnecessarily aggressive, it’s a common expression that they heard of it on the internet.

                            They didn’t say they personally knew people who experienced it first hand. So he looked up the specifics when questioned.

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                              i would if I could get a loan.

                              anyone knows a loanshark? the kind that will kill me if I don't pay back

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                                According to pic, it seems like anon took out 2 huge loans!

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                                  According to pic, it seems like anon took out 2 huge loans!

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                                  Second thing you do after taking a huge loan. First is two chicks at the same time.

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                                    Wouldn't work, after this you'd love life

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                                    Not life with crippling debt.

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                                      i would if I could get a loan.

                                      anyone knows a loanshark? the kind that will kill me if I don't pay back

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                                      Even better- saves you the trouble of having to figure out that last part yourself!

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                                      • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        take out a business loan under llc

                                        You need to have a feasable business to do that part.

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                                        "verticle farming"

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                                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                          As someone who has travelled and done a lot of random things in my 40 years of life:

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                                          In my 35 years I still regard travel as the best thing one can do with their life but that was when I was outgoing and not depressed so who knows

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