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  • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS [email protected]
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    The real question is how many people would have to do this at once to bankrupt the lenders?

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    • T [email protected]

      "if we all stopped working and just did drugs and hookers the economy would collapse" is not that deep of a thought.

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      Yeah, but it being a desirable outcome is a bit novel.

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        Not if you say you do ✨AI✨

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        TAKE MY MONEY NOW!

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          (. )( .)

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          Alright fine, I admit it! I like boobies!

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          • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS [email protected]
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            Reminds me of this old story

            https://brobible.com/life/article/traveled-to-mexico-to-kill-himself/

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              As someone who games banks as best I can this would absolutely not work.

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              Not anymore at least

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                As someone who has travelled and done a lot of random things in my 40 years of life:

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                Did you take out a huge loan to pay for it?

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                  Reminds me of this old story

                  https://brobible.com/life/article/traveled-to-mexico-to-kill-himself/

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                  A gaggle of chicas

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                  • P [email protected]

                    Oh so you googled it now? Back down from having heard of people doing it?

                    Spoiler alert, hasn’t happened! And you haven’t heard of anybody for whom it has! So I stand by my statement.

                    It’s theoretical nonsense, and credit scores are not the same as creditors, but keep talking nonsense about this “one weird trick” you heard on Facebook!

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                    You’re being unnecessarily aggressive, it’s a common expression that they heard of it on the internet.

                    They didn’t say they personally knew people who experienced it first hand. So he looked up the specifics when questioned.

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                    • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS [email protected]
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                      i would if I could get a loan.

                      anyone knows a loanshark? the kind that will kill me if I don't pay back

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                        According to pic, it seems like anon took out 2 huge loans!

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                          According to pic, it seems like anon took out 2 huge loans!

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                          Second thing you do after taking a huge loan. First is two chicks at the same time.

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                            Wouldn't work, after this you'd love life

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                            Not life with crippling debt.

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                              i would if I could get a loan.

                              anyone knows a loanshark? the kind that will kill me if I don't pay back

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                              Even better- saves you the trouble of having to figure out that last part yourself!

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                              • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                take out a business loan under llc

                                You need to have a feasable business to do that part.

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                                "verticle farming"

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                                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                  As someone who has travelled and done a lot of random things in my 40 years of life:

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                                  In my 35 years I still regard travel as the best thing one can do with their life but that was when I was outgoing and not depressed so who knows

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                                  • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                                    Not life with crippling debt.

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                                    You can absolutely travel and have a great time without it being cripplingly expensive, (but yeah you still need a couple thousand dollars)

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                                    • drdystopia@lemy.lolD [email protected]

                                      Don't do it OP, traveling and broadening your mind might make you enjoy life and then you'd not be so nonchalant about deleting yourself. You might end up on prison, where you'll suffer doubly due to your newfound love of life and freedom! Better semi-suffer in an empty existence for the rest of your life like most others.

                                      Or like, just stay on a foreign beach with your embezzled money and a drink in your hand and never come back. Actually seems like the best option overall...

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                                      Why say "deleting yourself"? Are we really going to censor our speech here too? There's no advertisers to spook by saying killing or committing suicide

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                                        Why say "deleting yourself"? Are we really going to censor our speech here too? There's no advertisers to spook by saying killing or committing suicide

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                                        Why say "deleting yourself"?

                                        That's how I speak and write.

                                        Are we really going to censor our speech here too?

                                        You do you.

                                        There's no advertisers to spook by saying killing or committing suicide

                                        I know, as I've hosted my own Lemmy instance on several occasions. There are a lot of social and networking issues an admin has to consider depending on the content and tone they're willing to accept on their instance but that's besides the point.

                                        The point is that I moderate my speech or of consideration to my fellow human beings and not advertising companies.

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                                          You can do this, but their response will be to tank your credit. Which makes it hard to get any new loans. Including home loans. Also makes it hard to rent a place, since almost all landlords do a credit check. Hard to get a normal auto loan if you need to buy a car. And iirc, your credit card interest rates will go up.

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                                          Take your money to another country. There's no credit check that follows you across borders.

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