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  • K [email protected]

    Jira is the worst project manager software, except for all the others - Churchill

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    I don't mind Jira that much.

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      Bit unpopular, but I actually prefer servicenows ticketing system over Jira. Although a big part of that comes down to how my team worked for a while

      For a while I had to use Jira for any cloud work and ServiceNow for any dev work on that platform. Keeping track of 2 different boards is maddening

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      Yeah what’s worse than 1 task list to manage? 2 task lists in different platforms

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        What's a good alternative to Jira?

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        I liked YouTrack. Only used it as a dev, not a manager or tech support though. But from what I saw, everyone seemed at least OK with it and some people were downright happy to use it.

        It's free for up to 10 users and available as a docker image, in case you want to try it out before committing, or pitching it to higher-ups. Cloud version is available too of course.

        They are raising prices in October though. Not sure how it'll compare to Jira or how it does now, I've never had to pay for either myself.

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          What's a good alternative to Jira?

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          Requestracker

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          • dumbass@quokk.auD [email protected]

            next time my job asks me to install teams on my phone, I'm gonna hand them a list of rental costs for access to my phone/internet and to cover any security related issues.

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            Why are you using your own phone for work?

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            • K [email protected]

              Jira is the worst project manager software, except for all the others - Churchill

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              I would take literally anything above Service Now.

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              • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                No consultancy can ever make Jira fast. It’s incredible that it takes several seconds just to open a motherfucking goddamn issue.

                I swear all their SQL is select * from *;

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                Sometimes you'll search for a ticket and it straight up just doesn't find it. Then you search for it again and wow, now it's suddenly appeared.

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                • 7 [email protected]

                  My company stopped allowing OTP and required Microsoft Authenticator on personal phones. I was one of the few to refuse, eventually they gave me a Fido key. While I also use a less Google version of Android, I didn't talk about that when it was happened, just the principal that this is my phone, not the companies.

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                  One of my previous jobs required we updated our personal phones and ticked a box in a document every month so that the company chat app was "on a secure environment/device".

                  I normally keep my phone up to date, but my employer shouldn't be telling me what to do with my private phone. I removed the company chat app since I didn't want to comply with them controlling my personal devices.

                  After that they couldn't reach me after hours. Great. After about 6 months they allowed me to use the chat app on my private phone again without insight or control over it. It may sound petty, but I think it's an important distinction.

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                    After being forced to use Azure DevOps instead of JIRA... I wish I had JIRA back...

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                    • F [email protected]

                      GitHub tickets are fine.

                      Jira is complicated because PMs want it to do everything. It can, but there's no good reason for it.

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                      Yeah, jira is too customizable. I mean I wouldn’t give any of it up, but the one time someone let me have the reins, I mostly simplified. Removed workflows, removed customizations.

                      There needs to be better ways of defining standard projects and sticking to them. Currently everyone wants their little tweak and you can’t even pick out what’s consistent and what’s not until you run into problems

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                        Definitely not gonna defend Microsoft's naming here.

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                          Definitely not gonna defend Microsoft's naming, let alone their versioning!

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                            After being forced to use Azure DevOps instead of JIRA... I wish I had JIRA back...

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                            I don't care what M$ says, Azure DevOps is being left for dead. As someone who worked on the System Center space for years, I know the signs of a product they want to kill but can't. I'm convinced the only reason it is still around is because some internal teams haven't moved to GitHub yet.

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                              I would take literally anything above Service Now.

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                              Hahahaha my org is trying to force service now down out throats, ugh make it stop, I'm dying

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                                I would take literally anything above Service Now.

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                                What a steaming pile of goat shit that is. Glad I don't have to work with that anymore. Excuse me while I load up SAP.

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