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    Am i the only one who would cut it in half and then cut those in half if it was going on white bread?
    I would then stack them and make an actual sandwich.

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    At that point you may as well cook.

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

      At that point you may as well cook.

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      Didn’t you just cook the hot dog?

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        You boil your macncheese in milk?

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        Boil mac and cheese*, drain the pasta, put in industrial cheese powder agent, moisten with water instead of milk, put in butter/margarine/tears and stir.

        *Note that this refers to what us Canucks call Kraft Dinner (which has the Kleenex effect going on, kinda). Proper mac and cheese is not a struggle meal in comparison.

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          shit, you can make it with milk?

          I guess as I got older I never stopped to think there was any other way...

          this opens so many new opportunities.

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          Milk, butter, a lil' cream cheese, extra shredded cheese, spices to taste. You're welcome.

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            Its a "classy" way to eat a heated Bockwurst or Wiener in Germany.
            On of the few meals, that are often typically served with white toast bread.

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            Thank you for calling me classy.

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              Flat the sandwich bread with a rolling pin or a bottle (or whatever you have) then cover the weiner all around, at thins point you can add breadcrumbs and egg or leave it. Put it om airfryer for a while and there you go. Korean hot dog

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                Fuck me! This is brilliant! I am gonna do just this!

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                • I [email protected]

                  Didn’t you just cook the hot dog?

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                  Heating ≠ cooking.

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                    Making your point with Blender is a new level

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                    There's probably forums where clicking "reply" just opens Blender.

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                      It's still industrial sausage on industrial bread. Fold it and there isn't much difference.

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                        Fuck me! This is brilliant! I am gonna do just this!

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                        I know right! I got some sandwich bread that a cat got into so needs to be used and I'm sans a fridge ATM so I'm going to get one of those for our five pack of sausages!

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                        • anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                          Heating ≠ cooking.

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                          Fair point.

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                          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                            IMO thats not even a struggle.

                            Real struggle is when you don't even have a hot dog so you just make a mustard sandwich. That's what my childhood was like.

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                            Thats advanced struggle, ngl tho I really like mustard so I might eat that normally 😅

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                              Tortillas are actually good for hotdogs. White bread tends to fall apart with mustard or relish.

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                              Hmmmmmmmm you might be on to something ill have to try that out with my niece next time I have her haha

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                              • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                Flat the sandwich bread with a rolling pin or a bottle (or whatever you have) then cover the weiner all around, at thins point you can add breadcrumbs and egg or leave it. Put it om airfryer for a while and there you go. Korean hot dog

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                                Ehhhh, calling that a Korean hot dog is generous lol

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                                  Mmm chemicals

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                                  Everything is a "chemical" just som kill you with less of itself than others

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                                    I never understood how this was somehow a sign of being poor. I don't buy hotdog buns. I have always ate my hotdogs this way.

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                                    • I [email protected]

                                      Am i the only one who would cut it in half and then cut those in half if it was going on white bread?
                                      I would then stack them and make an actual sandwich.

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                                      This is my go-to solution when I've got hotdogs and hamburger buns but no hamburgers or hotdog buns.

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                                        Everything is a "chemical" just som kill you with less of itself than others

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                                        Sorry, I thought we were on lemmyshitpost.

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                                        • cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                          Boil mac and cheese*, drain the pasta, put in industrial cheese powder agent, moisten with water instead of milk, put in butter/margarine/tears and stir.

                                          *Note that this refers to what us Canucks call Kraft Dinner (which has the Kleenex effect going on, kinda). Proper mac and cheese is not a struggle meal in comparison.

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                                          I was joking...

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