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Bring out the trumpets and pour out the beer

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    We need more Louis Gs.

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    It’s funny how "someone should murder Trump" would get banned from here, but saying this, which essentially means the same thing, is not

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    • teamteddy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

      My Dad told me during a ride in his truck that he was voting for Trump again because he lowered prices for things in his first term and thought he'd do it again. Every bit of news I have seen of him since is shit that's making Dads financial situation worse.

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      Thats because Obama fixed an economy a republican had broken, and it took a long time to reverse that. How were things by the end of this cheeto nazi's first term?

      Unforgivable to remotely support this pedophile who wants to murder anyone he doesn't like, and this has been known about him for decades. Look at the central park five amd his years of vommentary about his own daughter, all before the first term.

      Your dad has zero fucking morals.

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        Trump's entire first term economy was good because the stupid shit he is doing now was blocked by the norms that used to exist. He coasted on Obama's recovery till the pandemic.

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        Oh give him credit. He ran up the national debt pointlessly before the pandemic.

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          Why can't a leftist candidate do that? What's the secret sauce? Is it violence, or the threat of violence?

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          I think the secret sauce is critical thinking. No joke.

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            Why can't a leftist candidate do that? What's the secret sauce? Is it violence, or the threat of violence?

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            It would be easy like this

            I will make healthcare free for everyone! We're going to have the best healthcare in the world and billionaires are going to pay for it!

            I'm going to start a federal drug program! We're going to have the cheapest drugs in the world and no-one will have to decide between rent and their medication!

            I'm going to start a national Give Parents Freedom Act, where we will provide free daycare for any parent making under 100k/year! We will pay for it by cutting the military budget by 1%!

            In my first 100 days I'm going to sign the mothers are awsome executive order mandating 1 year of maternity leave for mothers and 3 months for fathers. Employers will not be allowed to fire any new parent.

            I'm also going to divert ICE money into a new consumer agency called "IYCIWFYU" (If you collude I will fuck you up) their entire mission will be to investigate corporations that are price fixing and stealing money from the people.

            I'm going to make digital Tax filing FREE for everyone and divert all IRS investigations into people making over 5 million per year!

            Instead we get

            I'll try to pass a bipartisan bill to maybe fix some roads... 🤷I don't know... We'll see what Republicans let me do 😢

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            • M [email protected]

              It would be easy like this

              I will make healthcare free for everyone! We're going to have the best healthcare in the world and billionaires are going to pay for it!

              I'm going to start a federal drug program! We're going to have the cheapest drugs in the world and no-one will have to decide between rent and their medication!

              I'm going to start a national Give Parents Freedom Act, where we will provide free daycare for any parent making under 100k/year! We will pay for it by cutting the military budget by 1%!

              In my first 100 days I'm going to sign the mothers are awsome executive order mandating 1 year of maternity leave for mothers and 3 months for fathers. Employers will not be allowed to fire any new parent.

              I'm also going to divert ICE money into a new consumer agency called "IYCIWFYU" (If you collude I will fuck you up) their entire mission will be to investigate corporations that are price fixing and stealing money from the people.

              I'm going to make digital Tax filing FREE for everyone and divert all IRS investigations into people making over 5 million per year!

              Instead we get

              I'll try to pass a bipartisan bill to maybe fix some roads... 🤷I don't know... We'll see what Republicans let me do 😢

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              I'm not American but you get my vote

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                Fascism doesn't have to model reality, just knit together a story that confirms underlying biases of the "middle class" without questioning the system that privileged them, but is failing.

                Leftists have the advantage in that we can describe exactly why your material conditions are eroding while we are more productive than ever, but for someone who was privileged under capitalism, its easier to believe the system that privileged them is good and just, its just foreigners and minorities who are exploiting them.

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                We need a fake fascist candidate then who's just owning the libs at every turn.

                "We're going to build massive social housing programs and get the homeless of the street,what are ya gonna complain about now, shitlibs?

                We're going to close the gender pay gap and raise federal minimum wage to a living standard. Where's your talking points now you fucking commie bastards?!

                Oh, that's a nice 'eat the rich' banner you e got there. Well these greedy libtards are going to have to go hungry, because we are eating the rich first! Cry into your government-issued fucking trans flag, theythems!'

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                  Let’s go Donnie!!!

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                    So basically he's forcing people to pay extra to a private company to file their fucking taxes.

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                    • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneA [email protected]

                      So basically he's forcing people to pay extra to a private company to file their fucking taxes.

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                      Can someone please think of the shareholders...?

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                        FUCK THIS. I should not have to pay a private company to file my taxes!

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                        If you ever bothered to use them you would find that they do not charge you for the privilege. They do offer some services that you must pay to use but you are not forced to use them and can do without them all if you are conscientious enough to cover your own ass for mistakes

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                          If you ever bothered to use them you would find that they do not charge you for the privilege. They do offer some services that you must pay to use but you are not forced to use them and can do without them all if you are conscientious enough to cover your own ass for mistakes

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                          "not forced to use them"

                          This ignores obnoxious hurdles in place to make the free tier as shitty as possible so people buy.

                          "cover your own ass for mistakes" Well can you personally guarantee that these asshats won't create traps and gotcha's along the way?

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                          • T [email protected]

                            And it turns out that elections have consequences beyond owning the libs

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                            the liberals need to understand that too and stop being fascists.

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                            • S [email protected]

                              If you ever bothered to use them you would find that they do not charge you for the privilege. They do offer some services that you must pay to use but you are not forced to use them and can do without them all if you are conscientious enough to cover your own ass for mistakes

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                              Depends on specifics. I haven't been able to use the free tier for years. These companies collect all kinds of data from its users too.

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                                Sounds to me like we all stop paying taxes as much as possible. Set withholding to lowest possible, don't file in April. Dump the tea into the harbor. I do not feel represented by ANYTHING this corrupt admin has done, they don't deserve our tax dollars.

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                                • E [email protected]

                                  It’s funny how "someone should murder Trump" would get banned from here, but saying this, which essentially means the same thing, is not

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                                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmiKenqLVAU

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                                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmiKenqLVAU

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                                    it was funny, thanks

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                                      If you ever bothered to use them you would find that they do not charge you for the privilege. They do offer some services that you must pay to use but you are not forced to use them and can do without them all if you are conscientious enough to cover your own ass for mistakes

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                                      Except why do private companies handle taxes at all? That’s not their business and the government should be able to handle it all themselves. Take your smugness and shove it.

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                                        "not forced to use them"

                                        This ignores obnoxious hurdles in place to make the free tier as shitty as possible so people buy.

                                        "cover your own ass for mistakes" Well can you personally guarantee that these asshats won't create traps and gotcha's along the way?

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                                        Since I don't own the company, no I cannot guarantee anything. Guess I shoukda stuck a big fat #YMMV on the post. If none of you are comfortable using them, thats fine. DON'T USE THEM. If they have income limits for the free file thats their prerogative. Anyone that has to do your math for you deserves compensation

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                                          Except why do private companies handle taxes at all? That’s not their business and the government should be able to handle it all themselves. Take your smugness and shove it.

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                                          Go look in the mirror if youre seeing any smugness. Its all you

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